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This Just In: Tauntaun Hoodies Are Now A Thing

I thought they smelled bad on the outside!

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We love those Tauntaun sleeping bags by ThinkGeek, but not only are they kind of expensive for the penny pinching rebel, but they’re also a bit unwieldy. How are we ever supposed to make it past the first marker with our legs trapped in a giant cloth bag? Luckily the people at WeLoveFine are looking out for you Hoth residents with this sweatshirt.

The sweatshirt boasts a lightsaber zip pull (can we just buy a bunch of those in bulk to attach them to all our zippers? Is that a thing we could do?), and a smooth satin lining with printed images of intestines for added realism. It doesn’t have the “authentic Tauntaun smell,” but since there’s only 8 in stock at the time of writing, this missed detail doesn’t seem to be bothering anyone.

(via WeLoveFine)

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