This Just In: Tauntaun Hoodies Are Now A Thing
I thought they smelled bad on the outside!
We love those Tauntaun sleeping bags by ThinkGeek, but not only are they kind of expensive for the penny pinching rebel, but they’re also a bit unwieldy. How are we ever supposed to make it past the first marker with our legs trapped in a giant cloth bag? Luckily the people at WeLoveFine are looking out for you Hoth residents with this sweatshirt.
The sweatshirt boasts a lightsaber zip pull (can we just buy a bunch of those in bulk to attach them to all our zippers? Is that a thing we could do?), and a smooth satin lining with printed images of intestines for added realism. It doesn’t have the “authentic Tauntaun smell,” but since there’s only 8 in stock at the time of writing, this missed detail doesn’t seem to be bothering anyone.