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Tucker Carlson wonders how Laura Loomer got a Pentagon gig, and MTG has a savage answer

By Oct 27th
‘Nothing they can’t do’: Tucker Carlson sees Donald Trump using the ‘Charlie Kirk card’ and calls it what it is

By Sep 18th
‘What a traitor to the USA’: A former Fox News host is getting dragged for interviewing Russian politicians again

By Dec 4th
‘Why don’t you just check with Putin?’: A disgraced ex-Fox News host advised the House Speaker to consult with Vladimir Putin

By Nov 25th
So Tucker Carlson thinks nuclear technology was created by demons?

By Nov 4th
‘Another reason to vote Kamala’: Elon Musk reveals what he thinks would happen to him if Kamala Harris wins the election

By Oct 31st
‘She’s not impressive’: Tucker Carlson’s attempt to smear Kamala Harris is unmistakenly racist and intentionally misleading

By Oct 28th
‘Dad’s home and he’s pissed’: Tucker Carlson endorses coup if Harris wins the election, compares America to ‘a bad little girl’

By Oct 24th
‘They eat babies. It’s true’: Roseanne Barr’s wild allegations about Haitian immigrants even weirded Tucker Carlson out

By Sep 30th
Tucker Carlson Roasted for Apparently Never Setting Foot in an Aldi

By Feb 16th
Tucker Carlson Says Ron DeSantis Didn’t Kick His Dog

By Sep 21st
Have You Heard the One About Tucker Carlson’s Trump Assassination Theory?

By Sep 6th
A Brief Timeline of Tucker Carlson’s Career of Bigotry and Bulls—t

By May 15th
These Tucker Carlson Leaks Keep Getting Better and Better

By May 10th
These Tucker Carlson Texts Keep Getting Worse and Worse

By May 3rd
The Tucker Carlson Texts That (Maybe) Got Him Fired Are Here and They’re BAD

By Apr 28th
How Fox News Covered Tucker Carlson’s Abrupt Exit (They Didn’t)

By Apr 25th
The Internet’s Best Reactions to Tucker Carlson’s Departure From ‘Fox News’

By Apr 24th
Tucker Carlson Got Canned From Fox News LOL

By Apr 24th
What’s Going on With the Delay in Fox News’ Defamation Trial Over 2020 Election Lies?

By Apr 17th