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Miami woman brought a family heirloom to Chicago airport and loses it to the TSA. But why is nobody feeling bad for her?

By Feb 11th
‘Shoutout TSA’: Woman’s Aritzia socks go missing. Then TSA makes her boyfriend take his shoes off

By Jan 14th
‘This is like the wildest experience I’ve ever had’: Woman flies from North Carolina to California. Then TSA dress-codes her over sweats, UGG boots

By Jan 5th
‘I’m gonna have to have security come over and arrest you’: New York woman starts carrying knife. Then she forgets she has it—until she goes through TSA

By Nov 13th
‘This man has no low’: Trump condemned for senselessly firing head of TSA

By Jan 30th
Things We Saw Today: The Spookiest Gingerbread House Is Now Available for Purchase

By Nov 23rd
The REAL ID Law Is Going To Screw Up Travel for the Whole Country

By Oct 6th
Muslim Woman Speaks out Against Racial Profiling After TSA Agents Force Her to Show Her Menstrual Pad

By Aug 24th
The TSA Is Still Searching Black Women’s Hair Because Their Machines Have Not Been Updated to Identify Black Girl Magic

By Apr 25th
The TSA’s New Searches Are So Creepily Invasive, They Expect Sexual Assault Claims

By Mar 7th
Leave It to the TSA to Illustrate Why We So Desperately Need Planned Parenthood

By Jan 13th
The TSA Would Like You to Stop Putting Batarangs in Your Carry-On Luggage

By Aug 2nd
Things We Saw Today: The Invitation‘s Karyn Kusama on Defying Genre Norms

By Apr 5th
Trans Woman Profiled, Detained, Humiliated at Orlando Airport for #TravelingWhileTrans

By Sep 22nd
“Thor, You Are No Longer Thor. She Is Thor Now and You Shall Be Snortblat.”: Our Favorite Comments Of The Week

By Jul 18th
The TSA Doesn’t Think Washington D.C. Is a Real Place in the US

By Jul 15th
TSA Seized a Batarang at a Buffalo Airport

By Mar 7th
TSA to Allow Knives on Planes, But Leave Your Broadsword at Home

By Mar 6th
U.S. Government Removes Airport “Pornoscanners,” Proves It Can, If It Wants, Deal With Privacy Better Than Facebook

By Jan 18th
Tweeting About Partying and Quoting Family Guy Gets U.K. Tourist Jailed, Deported

By Jan 30th