Beth brings it.
If you haven’t had a chance to check out my recap of last week’s episode, “Four Walls and Roof,” be sure to do that. And if you aren’t caught up on The Walking Dead, be warned, there are spoilers ahead.Read More
You know when you watch a little kid blow up a balloon, and they keep blowing more and more and more air into it? You know that balloon is about to pop at any moment, so as you watch the kid blow up the balloon you sort of hold your breath and wait for the inevitable pop? That’s kind of how the latest episode of The Walking Dead went for me.Read More
This is how you do a season premiere, kids. The Walking Dead is back with a serious bang!Read More
Nope! You get a D-, episode. Nice try.
The Walking Dead does a really fantastic job of building to an interesting and compelling place, only to ruin it with their season finales. Like this one, for example, which was a totally mess for me --for a thousand different reasons, too, but if you know me and you saw the episode, I bet you can guess what I'm the most upset about.Read More
ONE OF US ONE OF US
Hey, remember how last week's episode was the worst and we're still not over it? You can relax, friends. This one is much less emotionally traumatizing, so you've still got plenty of time to work out all those residual feelings.Read More
Don't let the featured image fool you. Everything is terrible.
I usually do these recaps the day after, so I went into this particular episode knowing two things: one, that there would be little kids in it, and two, that it would be effed up all to hell. Hooray.Read More
Okay, but who names a sanctuary something as ominous as "Terminus?"
Listen, I know my allegience lies with Cosmos over Walking Dead, but was anyone else kind of annoyed that "Maggie and Sasha" was trending on Twitter for higher and longer than "Giordano Bruno" did? Because I was. Just a little bit. At least this episode was good, though.Read More
Oscars? What Oscars?
Last night, a whole bunch of actors put an obscene amount of makeup and mindlessly wandered about bumping into things and craving one another's flesh. Oh, and also there was a new episode of The Walking Dead. Hey-yo!Read More
Petition to make "Doctor Mullet" Eugene's official name.
In this episode, we get some more bonding time between Carl and Michonne, and I have a new character to hate! Guess which one I'm thinking of right now. Go on, guess. Hint: he wears a mullet and he's an idiot.Read More
In which everything appears to be coming up roses.
Wait -- what's this? Another episode with minimal to no Rick Grimes? The second half of this season is looking better and better all the time.Read More
Eh. Let's just get this over with.
Welp, it was a few months of quiet, zombie-less Sunday nights, but now The Walking Dead is back to reel us in and frustrate us endlessly. The half-season split finale was pretty intense, so let's see what the aftermath has in store for us with "After." Aw, I see what they did there.Read More
OH MY GOD WHAT JUST HAPPENED
This week on The Walking Dead, HOLY COW SOME STUFF FRIGGIN' HAPPENED. Best episode of the whole season so far, hands down. We're all going to need a moment to collect ourselves over here.Read More
Does "Dead Weight" refer to how this episode fits into the season as a whole? (Zing!)
The Governor continues to pretend that he's totally not a psychopathic Machiavellian nutball. It doesn't work for very long. Neither does the narrative structure of this episode, if you ask me.Read More
Now it's the Governor's turn to do stuff and things.
Hey, remember the Governor? Yeaaah. About that.Read More
If Glenn dies, I'm going to riot.
Can we all agree that Hershel is just the best person ever? Yeah? Because he is.Read More
It's both the name of the episode and the emotion you will feel throughout most of it.
In which nothing continues to happen, and Bob turns out to be incredibly interesting.Read More
More people are getting sick. So that's not good.Read More
In which everyone continues to not realize that they are in a horror franchise.
This week, the group learns what happens when you don't have the CDC around to keep checking up on everybody's health. The moral of the story is that we should probably all get flu shots. Like, right now.Read More
Hooray! Walkers for everybody!
If you went over to The Mary Sue today expecting a recap of last night's Walking Dead, then you probably didn't see one -- they've turned the duty over to us. We'll admit that we're not as well-versed in the comics as they are, but we're going to try our best to live up to their level of awesomeness starting with "30 Days Without An Accident."Read More