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Sharks Can Walk on Land Now? BYE.

By Rachel LeishmanAug 3rd
What Shark Are You (Based on Your Zodiac Sign)?

By Madeline CarpouJul 24th
10 Gnarly Facts About Sharks for Shark Week 2022

By Madeline CarpouJul 23rd
Chomp Chomp! Sharkcano Erupts in Pacific Ocean

By Chelsea SteinerMay 25th
While We’ve Been Sitting Here All Worried About Sharknados, The Sharks are Taking Down the Global Internet

By Chelsea SteinerSep 1st
Jason Statham to Fight a Megalodon; We Are So, So Desperate for a Street Sharks Movie

By Carolyn CoxApr 14th
Role Model: Female Shark Eats Male Shark in Seoul Aquarium Over Turf War

By Jessica LachenalJan 29th
Human Street Shark Vin Diesel Shows Off Toy Street Sharks in Beautiful 1994 Video

By Carolyn CoxJan 27th
The Mary Sue Exclusive Comic: Nicole Marie Burton’s Eugenie Shark

By Nicole Marie BurtonAug 19th
Katy Perry Makes Little Girl’s Dream Come True, The Super Bowl Sharks Out Themselves

By Jill PantozziFeb 2nd
An “Elusive,” Goofy-Lookin’ Megamouth Shark Was Found On A Philippines Beach

By Alanna BennettJan 31st
Discovery Says to Hell With Moderation, Changes Shark Week to “Summer of the Shark”

By Carolyn CoxJan 29th
Things We Saw Today: A Very Rare Photo Of An Oceanic Shark Giving Birth

By Alanna BennettJan 17th
The Navy’s Newest Drone Is A Literal Robot Shark; SharkNATO Is Imminent

By Carolyn CoxDec 16th
Don’t Worry About Great White Sharks, Jurassic World’s Director Talks Feeding Time & Raptor Gangs

By Jill PantozziDec 1st
Things We Saw Today: Quick! To the Batmobile (Slippers)!

By Victoria McNallyOct 8th
Things We Saw Today: Official, Movie-Accurate Potted Groot Statue

By Susana PoloOct 6th
Google Is Trying to Stop Sharks From Eating the Internet

By Dan Van WinkleAug 14th
Discovery Is Misleading Scientists To Be Interviewed for Shark Week Pseudoscience

By Glen TickleAug 12th
Discovery’s Shark Week Will Kick Off With Another Bullshit “Documentary” Instead of Real Science

By Glen TickleJul 16th