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Rosetta Mission’s Lost Philae Comet Lander Has Finally Been Found!

By Sep 5th
Things We Saw Today: Dr. Jillian Holtzmann Style Guide

By Jul 26th
Scientists Made a Perfume Based on the Scent of Rosetta’s Comet, Which Apparently Smells Awful

By Jun 30th
Evidence That Comets Brought Life to Earth Found on Rosetta’s Comet

By Jun 29th
Philae May Find Alien Life on Comet Like You May Also Find It in Your Backyard

By Jul 6th
ESA’s Philae Comet Lander Continues to Skillfully Avoid Detection by Doing Absolutely Nothing

By Jan 6th
The Year In (Peer) Review: Nine Great Moments for Women In STEM From 2014

By Dec 24th
Being A Woman in STEM: Why Do We Even Bother?

By Dec 15th
Things We Saw Today: Rosetta Makes a Christmas Landing

By Dec 11th
The Beatles’ “Across the Universe” Accompanied by a Singing Comet Will Change Your World

By Nov 21st
Here’s The “Sound” ESA’s Philae Probe Made When It Landed on a Comet

By Nov 21st
ESA’s Philae Detects Organic Compounds on Comet, Mission a Huge Success

By Nov 18th
ESA Comet Lander’s Batteries Drained From Poor Landing Position Sunlight, but There’s Still Hope

By Nov 15th
Lead ESA Scientist Says He “Made A Big Mistake”; Offers Emotional Apology For Sexist Shirt

By Nov 14th
ESA’s #CometLanding Broke the Internet More than Kim Kardashian, There Is Hope for Us All

By Nov 13th
Pilot Rosetta at Home to Land on a Comet and Study It With NASA’s Comet Quest Game

By Nov 13th
Spacecraft on Comet So far Unable to Fire Its Anchor Harpoons, Team Working on a Solution

By Nov 12th
Lead ESA Scientist Wears Shirt Covered in Gratuitous Sexy Chicks For Comet Landing Livestream

By Nov 12th
Watch Live Now as the ESA Lands a Spacecraft on the Surface of a Comet

By Nov 11th
Music of the Spheres: This Is What a Singing Comet Sounds Like

By Nov 11th