Remember when I warned you that a full trailer for Transformers: The Last Knight was on the way? Well, it's here and I'm... a little intrigued?

Get excited, maybe: Paramount Pictures dropped a new teaser for the upcoming Transformers: The Last Knight.

While Sam Neill's involvement in any upcoming Jurassic projects is as of yet unconfirmed, the actor did let it slip that he'll be participating in another big franchise--namely, the MCU.

In terms of the roles Fox wants? Turns out it's more of the same--she wants to do action movies, because they're not only the preferred parts she enjoys but also the types of movies she says she enjoys watching at home.

What's frustrating is the fact that this is still being tolerated--not just from directors like Bay but others who haven't been called out for their behavior yet.

We're all very excited for more Transformers after Transformers: Age of Extinction. ... Right? Paramount certainly seems to think so. They're pushing ahead with those "shared universe" plans—blame Marvel—for more Transformers movies with yearly releases to come.

Bill DeNovio Tattoos shared this image of a tattoo honoring Matt the Radar Technician, the greatest hero of the Star Wars universe. By the way, have you guys heard that Kylo Ren is shredded?

Ahhhh, January. The cinematic dumping. A time for shitty horror movies, whatever the hell this is, and Michael Bay's hard-hitting take on Benghazi, AKA proof sent down from heaven by JESUS HIMSELF that Hillary Clinton is evil and hates America and kicks puppies in her spare time.

Do I think this movie looks good? Not at all. Do I want to see Casey Jones, Bebop, and Rocksteady all in one movie? Yes. Yes, I do.

In an odd backwards move, the Transformers live-action films will receive an animated spin-off, indicating that everything in the world of Transformers has officially gone full circle.

These days, film franchises are fed and nurtured like spoiled children - given the best toys and resources other kids would kill for in the hopes that the extra attention will turn them into successful adults. The film franchise in this case is Transformers, and the resources in this case are some of the best and most popular writers in genre entertainment.

Confession: I have not watched the Ninja Turtles reboot, because people I trust have led me to believe I won't like it. You know what would make it really hard not to finally watch it and its sequel? Bebop, Rocksteady, and a certain José Canseco enthusiast.

You should probably wait until you stop laughing at that headline to read the rest of this. Don't worry, we'll still be here. Take all the time you need.

You know I am not necessarily the hugest fan of Transformers: Age of Extinction. But if I get the chance to interview Peter Cullen—the Once and Future Optimus Prime, who voiced the leader of the Autobots in the original cartoon, the '80s animated movie, the Bayformeres movies, everything—for the DVD/Blu-ray release of Transformers: Age of Extinction, it's not like I'm going to say no. He's Eeyore.

We're dangerously close to unlocking the connection between explosions and junk food consumption! Junksplosion! Wait, I don't like how that sounds... A new study into how the things you watch affect the things you eat has revealed that Michael Bay-style explosio-ganzas cause you to eat more junk food than other types of entertainment.

I hate to be one of those people, but I do think something's missing from YouTuber MrStratman7's epic reimagining of Pixar's Up in the style of the Bayinator: a shit-ton of American flags. Seriously—how else will we know Up is a paean to Amurrican ingenuity? That said, this video is absolutely brilliant. Be sure and watch to the very end.

The Michael Bay-produced Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reboot is getting a sequel. Oh God, no. Please no.