Not me; I was on the right side of history on this one.
In a recent interview with Presige Hong Kong, Megan Fox made comments about the way women are undervalued in film. Her comments were on point and I couldn't help but think about how her career has been. Megan Fox is an actress in Hollywood with a very mixed public reception and a filmography limited despite her being fan-cast in multiple projects for years.Read More
What A Time To Be Alive
Michael Bay has signed on as a producer for Paramount's live-action Dora The Explorer adaptation, and all I can say is...what a world, what a time.Read More
There's a new Transformers film out from Michael Bay, connoisseur of explosions and talking cars and exploding talking cars! Apparently it is not a good movie.Read More
It’s Here! It’s Here! The Full Transformers: The Last Knight Trailer Is Here and Why Is Sir Anthony Hopkins in This?
Remember when I warned you that a full trailer for Transformers: The Last Knight was on the way? Well, it's here and I'm... a little intrigued?Read More
Get excited, maybe: Paramount Pictures dropped a new teaser for the upcoming Transformers: The Last Knight.Read More
While Sam Neill's involvement in any upcoming Jurassic projects is as of yet unconfirmed, the actor did let it slip that he'll be participating in another big franchise--namely, the MCU.Read More
The actress also spoke about her future on New Girl and "[mending] fences" with Michael Bay.
In terms of the roles Fox wants? Turns out it's more of the same--she wants to do action movies, because they're not only the preferred parts she enjoys but also the types of movies she says she enjoys watching at home.Read More
What's frustrating is the fact that this is still being tolerated--not just from directors like Bay but others who haven't been called out for their behavior yet.Read More
More than meets ... demand?
We're all very excited for more Transformers after Transformers: Age of Extinction. ... Right? Paramount certainly seems to think so. They're pushing ahead with those "shared universe" plans—blame Marvel—for more Transformers movies with yearly releases to come.Read More
So what do you guys think about Kylo Ren?
Bill DeNovio Tattoos shared this image of a tattoo honoring Matt the Radar Technician, the greatest hero of the Star Wars universe. By the way, have you guys heard that Kylo Ren is shredded?Read More
Ahhhh, January. The cinematic dumping. A time for shitty horror movies, whatever the hell this is, and Michael Bay's hard-hitting take on Benghazi, AKA proof sent down from heaven by JESUS HIMSELF that Hillary Clinton is evil and hates America and kicks puppies in her spare time.Read More
"It doesn't look good." You said it.
Do I think this movie looks good? Not at all. Do I want to see Casey Jones, Bebop, and Rocksteady all in one movie? Yes. Yes, I do.Read More
In an odd backwards move, the Transformers live-action films will receive an animated spin-off, indicating that everything in the world of Transformers has officially gone full circle.Read More
New Transformers Shared Universe Writers Include The Walking Dead‘s Robert Kirkman and Lost‘s Jeff Pinkner
These days, film franchises are fed and nurtured like spoiled children - given the best toys and resources other kids would kill for in the hopes that the extra attention will turn them into successful adults. The film franchise in this case is Transformers, and the resources in this case are some of the best and most popular writers in genre entertainment.Read More
Go green machine.
Confession: I have not watched the Ninja Turtles reboot, because people I trust have led me to believe I won't like it. You know what would make it really hard not to finally watch it and its sequel? Bebop, Rocksteady, and a certain José Canseco enthusiast.Read More
You should probably wait until you stop laughing at that headline to read the rest of this. Don't worry, we'll still be here. Take all the time you need.Read More
Hey, remember when Optimus Prime died? That was fun.
You know I am not necessarily the hugest fan of Transformers: Age of Extinction. But if I get the chance to interview Peter Cullen—the Once and Future Optimus Prime, who voiced the leader of the Autobots in the original cartoon, the '80s animated movie, the Bayformeres movies, everything—for the DVD/Blu-ray release of Transformers: Age of Extinction, it's not like I'm going to say no. He's Eeyore.Read More
The term "popcorn movie" is now scientifically validated.
We're dangerously close to unlocking the connection between explosions and junk food consumption! Junksplosion! Wait, I don't like how that sounds... A new study into how the things you watch affect the things you eat has revealed that Michael Bay-style explosio-ganzas cause you to eat more junk food than other types of entertainment.Read More
You had me at Linkin Park.
I hate to be one of those people, but I do think something's missing from YouTuber MrStratman7's epic reimagining of Pixar's Up in the style of the Bayinator: a shit-ton of American flags. Seriously—how else will we know Up is a paean to Amurrican ingenuity? That said, this video is absolutely brilliant. Be sure and watch to the very end.Read More
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Defeats Guardians of the Galaxy at the Box Office, Wins Itself a Sequel
Pictured: My reaction to TMNT getting a sequel.
The Michael Bay-produced Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reboot is getting a sequel. Oh God, no. Please no.Read More