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‘We never stole a dollar’ say Miami cops suing Damon and Affleck as their Netflix movie sparks a reputation war

By Terrina Jairaj May 13th
Matt Damon and Ben Affleck Almost Made a Gay Baseball Romance Together, Which Could Mean Nothing

By Jenna Anderson Jan 17th
Go to an ACTUAL movie theater to see ‘The Odyssey’ trailer

By Rachel Leishman Jul 2nd
Kristen Bell & Matt Damon are paying off people’s medical debt—but why should they have to?

By Sarah Barrett Jan 4th
Why Is the Internet Obsessed With the Phrase ‘Which Could Mean Nothing’?

By Rachel Leishman May 31st
There’s a Confirmed Loki Cameo in ‘Thor: Love and Thunder,’ but Still No Tom Hiddleston

By Kaila Hale-Stern Apr 18th
Matt Damon’s Cryptocurrency Ad Is as Ridiculous as It Is Noxious

By Vivian Kane Jan 3rd
Why Is Bad Knight Friend aka The Last Duel Underperforming?

By Princess Weekes Oct 18th
According to Matt Damon, Who Revealed Saying the F-Slur, He’s Actually Never Said the F-Slur

By Briana Lawrence Aug 3rd
I’m Not Sure Why Matt Damon Decided to Tell On Himself in Regards to His Newfound Awakening on Gay Slurs, Yet Here We Are

By Briana Lawrence Aug 2nd
Things We Saw Today: Matt Damon Still Doesn’t Get Why The Great Wall Was Problematic

By Vivian Kane Jul 28th
Why Is Matt Damon Back for Thor: Love and Thunder?

By Kaila Hale-Stern Jan 19th
Hi, Why Did I Like Ford v Ferrari?

By Rachel Leishman Jan 7th
Matt Damon Plays Raging Bro Brett Kavanaugh in Saturday Night Live‘s Season Premiere

By Chelsea Steiner Sep 30th
Minnie Driver Says Matt Damon’s #MeToo Mansplaining Represents Every “Intelligent, Nice, White Male” Who Refuses to Listen

By Vivian Kane Feb 21st
Matt Damon Finally Shares the #MeToo Opinion We Want to Hear From Him: “I Should Get in the Back Seat and Close My Mouth”

By Marykate Jasper Jan 16th
Meryl Streep Targeted by Street Artists—Where is Tarantino’s Poster?

By Princess Weekes Dec 20th
Minnie Driver Reminds Matt Damon That He “Cannot Understand What Abuse Is Like” and Should Probably Keep Quiet

By Marykate Jasper Dec 18th
In the Trailer for Downsizing, Humanity Solves Overpopulation By Going Full-On Honey, I Shrunk the Kids

By Marykate Jasper Sep 12th
Casey Affleck “Opens Up” About Sexual Harassment Allegations…By Saying Absolutely Nothing

By Teresa Jusino Mar 1st