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Jesse Watters Tries To Pin Down Abdul El-Sayed on Immigration, but the Candidate Ends the Segment by Baiting the Host With a Specific Insult

By Terrina Jairaj Aug 25th
The Treasury Just Unveiled a Commemorative Trump Coin, but Critics Pointi to a Long-Standing Federal Mandate That Forbids the Move

By Terrina Jairaj Jul 15th
Jesse Watters spirals into a meltdown after learning that Mamdani appointed an all-women transition team

By Sanchari Ghosh Nov 6th
Jesse Watters says AOC ‘wants to sleep with’ Stephen Miller, all because she mocked his height

By Sanchari Ghosh Oct 8th
‘Someone call his mother’: So, Jesse Watters wants to bomb the UN because Trump had to climb stairs

By Kopal Sep 24th
Fox News’ Jesse Watters finally roasts himself… over Trump?

By Vanessa Esguerra Apr 10th
Fox News’ Jesse Watters has yet another weird take on women…

By Rachel Leishman Apr 9th
Fox News’ Jesse Watters creepily comments on Elon Musk’s ex-girlfriends

By Vanessa Esguerra Apr 8th
Fox News hosts mock a gay deportee in cruel display of homophobia

By Vanessa Esguerra Apr 7th
‘She was thin and had a nice face’: Fox News’ Jesse Watters’ gross remarks about Elon Musk’s ex-girlfriends are pretty misogynistic

By Jordan Collins Apr 7th
‘Just a gay barber’: Fox News hosts heartlessly mocks deported immigrant in disgusting show of homophobia

By Jordan Collins Apr 4th
Fox News’ Jesse Watters insulted Val Kilmer’s legacy with one small mistake

By Rachel Leishman Apr 3rd
Fox News’ Jesse Watters wants to ‘burn bridges’ with Denmark for a pointless reason

By Vanessa Esguerra Apr 3rd
Fox News’ Jesse Watters wants to know if astronauts ‘hooked up,’ and it’s getting weird

By Rachel Leishman Apr 1st
Fox News’ Jesse Watters blames catfishing for a major security breach

By Vanessa Esguerra Mar 28th
Oh good, Fox News’ Jesse Watters is downplaying a major security breach

By Rachel Leishman Mar 26th
Fox News’ Jesse Watters finds drinking from straws to be ‘effeminate’

By El Kuiper Mar 22nd
Oh, great, Fox News’ Jesse Watters determines who’s a ‘real man’ now

By Rachel Leishman Mar 20th
‘It’s embarrassing’: A Fox News host melts down over the most ridiculous reason

By Sarah Fimm Jan 25th
‘I want to quench my imperialist thirst’: A Fox News host suggests why MAGAs want Canada

By Sarah Fimm Jan 9th