Skip to main content
SubscribeLogin
  • Twitter
  • News
  • Movies & TV
  • Books
  • Big on the Internet
  • Comics
  • Space
  • Gaming
  • About
  • Store
  • Twitter
mascot-2
The Mary Sue
SubscribeLogin
  • News
  • Movies & TV
  • Books
  • Big on the Internet
  • Comics
  • Space
  • Gaming
  • About
  • Store
Latest Jeff Sessions Stories
  • Trump kisses a sign reading Women for Trump

    Donald Trump’s Administration Changed the Definition of Domestic Violence When No One Was Looking

    By Jan 23rd
     
  • Jeff Sessions and Malekith the Accursed

    Things We Saw Today: 3 Places Jeff Sessions Should Visit With His Newfound Free Time

    By Nov 7th
     
  • Post image

    “At Your Request, I Am Submitting My Resignation” Means You Got Fired, Jeff Sessions

    By Nov 7th
     
  • Attorney Gen. Sessions And Deputy Attn. Gen. Rosenstein Speak On Religious Freedom At Justice Dept. Religious Liberty Summit

    Whose Religious Liberties Are Going to Be Protected by This Task Force, Beauregard?

    By Jul 30th
     
  • Post image

    Last Week Tonight Tackles the Separation of Children and Parents at the Border, Kim-Trump, & China

    By Jun 18th
     
  • Post image

    Now the DOJ Is Coming After the Lawyers Who Defended Jane Doe’s Right to an Abortion

    By Nov 4th
     
  • Post image

    Jeff Sessions Shocks Us All and Sends Lawyer To Prosecute Transgender Murder Case

    By Oct 16th
     
  • Post image

    Things We Saw Today: Why Yes, Gal Gadot IS Just Like Wonder Woman In Real Life

    By Oct 5th
     
  • Post image

    Department of Justice Argues That Employers Should Be Able to Fire You For Being Gay

    By Sep 27th
     
  • Post image

    Jeff Sessions Didn’t Want Students Exercising Their Free Speech Rights At…His Lecture on Free Speech?

    By Sep 26th
     
  • Post image

    The Internet Tears Trump a New One Over His Decision to End DACA

    By Sep 5th
     
  • Post image

    DOJ Will Retry the Woman Who Laughed at Jeff Sessions’ Confirmation Hearing

    By Sep 2nd
     
  • Post image

    The Woman Arrested for Laughing at Jeff Sessions Just Had Her Conviction Thrown Out

    By Jul 14th
     
  • Post image

    SNL’s Season Is Over, But Kate McKinnon Still Has Plenty of Jeff Sessions Material She Needs to Get Out of Her System

    By Jun 14th
     
  • Post image

    Don’t Forget, Bad Elf Jeff Sessions Is Testifying Today About Russia and Comey

    By Jun 13th
     
  • Post image

    Jeff Sessions Really Is “Dumb on Crime”

    By May 13th
     
  • Post image

    Want to Avoid Jail Time? Amber Ruffin Teaches Us How Not to Laugh at Jeff Sessions

    By May 10th
     
  • Post image

    Today’s Dystopia News: A Woman Is Facing Up to a Year in Prison After Being Found Guilty of Laughing

    By May 3rd
     
Most Popular
  1. charlie in a car

    'Poker Face' allowed Charlie Cale to use her gift in the best possible way

  2. The live-action 'How to Train Your Dragon' is a beautiful introduction to the series (from a newbie)

  3. Oh good, Donald Trump and JD Vance saw 'Les Misérables' and probably missed the point

  4. Can you guys let Sabrina Carpenter breathe?

You may also like:
  • ‘Standing on business’: Restaurant server reveals what she does to customers she suspects aren’t going to tip

  • ‘Let me show you what’s in the window’: Man visits Venice. Then he hears about this store that’s owned by a vampire

  • ‘The Pitt’ season 2 needs to incorporate these Pittsburgh things

  • ‘It’s always either the Diet Coke or iced tea drinkers’: Server shares how she gets revenge on customers who chug their drinks 

  • Glen Powell is taking on fire next with director Ron Howard

  • ‘Elio’ review: A love letter to the weird space kids

Tips
Tips

Have a tip or story idea? Email us. Or to keep it anonymous, click here.

© 2025 The Mary Sue
About Us
Advertise
Newsletter
Privacy
Terms of Service
Accessibility
User Agreement
Ethics & Diversity Policy
Corrections Policy
Fact Checking Policy
Ownership
Contact