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Latest Jeff Sessions Stories
Donald Trump’s Administration Changed the Definition of Domestic Violence When No One Was Looking
By
Vivian Kane
Jan 23rd
Things We Saw Today: 3 Places Jeff Sessions Should Visit With His Newfound Free Time
By
Kaila Hale-Stern
Nov 7th
“At Your Request, I Am Submitting My Resignation” Means You Got Fired, Jeff Sessions
By
Rachel Leishman
Nov 7th
Whose Religious Liberties Are Going to Be Protected by This Task Force, Beauregard?
By
Princess Weekes
Jul 30th
Last Week Tonight
Tackles the Separation of Children and Parents at the Border, Kim-Trump, & China
By
Charline Jao
Jun 18th
Now the DOJ Is Coming After the Lawyers Who Defended Jane Doe’s Right to an Abortion
By
Marykate Jasper
Nov 4th
Jeff Sessions Shocks Us All and Sends Lawyer To Prosecute Transgender Murder Case
By
Princess Weekes
Oct 16th
Things We Saw Today: Why Yes, Gal Gadot IS Just Like Wonder Woman In Real Life
By
Vivian Kane
Oct 5th
Department of Justice Argues That Employers Should Be Able to Fire You For Being Gay
By
Marykate Jasper
Sep 27th
Jeff Sessions Didn’t Want Students Exercising Their Free Speech Rights At…His Lecture on Free Speech?
By
Marykate Jasper
Sep 26th
The Internet Tears Trump a New One Over His Decision to End DACA
By
Kaila Hale-Stern
Sep 5th
DOJ Will Retry the Woman Who Laughed at Jeff Sessions’ Confirmation Hearing
By
Marykate Jasper
Sep 2nd
The Woman Arrested for Laughing at Jeff Sessions Just Had Her Conviction Thrown Out
By
Vivian Kane
Jul 14th
SNL’s
Season Is Over, But Kate McKinnon Still Has Plenty of Jeff Sessions Material She Needs to Get Out of Her System
By
Vivian Kane
Jun 14th
Don’t Forget, Bad Elf Jeff Sessions Is Testifying Today About Russia and Comey
By
Kaila Hale-Stern
Jun 13th
Jeff Sessions Really Is “Dumb on Crime”
By
Marykate Jasper
May 13th
Want to Avoid Jail Time? Amber Ruffin Teaches Us How Not to Laugh at Jeff Sessions
By
Charline Jao
May 10th
Today’s Dystopia News: A Woman Is Facing Up to a Year in Prison After Being Found Guilty of Laughing
By
Vivian Kane
May 3rd