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Donald Trump’s Administration Changed the Definition of Domestic Violence When No One Was Looking

By Vivian KaneJan 23rd
Things We Saw Today: 3 Places Jeff Sessions Should Visit With His Newfound Free Time

By Kaila Hale-SternNov 7th
“At Your Request, I Am Submitting My Resignation” Means You Got Fired, Jeff Sessions

By Rachel LeishmanNov 7th
Whose Religious Liberties Are Going to Be Protected by This Task Force, Beauregard?

By Princess WeekesJul 30th
Last Week Tonight Tackles the Separation of Children and Parents at the Border, Kim-Trump, & China

By Charline JaoJun 18th
Now the DOJ Is Coming After the Lawyers Who Defended Jane Doe’s Right to an Abortion

By Marykate JasperNov 4th
Jeff Sessions Shocks Us All and Sends Lawyer To Prosecute Transgender Murder Case

By Princess WeekesOct 16th
Things We Saw Today: Why Yes, Gal Gadot IS Just Like Wonder Woman In Real Life

By Vivian KaneOct 5th
Department of Justice Argues That Employers Should Be Able to Fire You For Being Gay

By Marykate JasperSep 27th
Jeff Sessions Didn’t Want Students Exercising Their Free Speech Rights At…His Lecture on Free Speech?

By Marykate JasperSep 26th
The Internet Tears Trump a New One Over His Decision to End DACA

By Kaila Hale-SternSep 5th
DOJ Will Retry the Woman Who Laughed at Jeff Sessions’ Confirmation Hearing

By Marykate JasperSep 2nd
The Woman Arrested for Laughing at Jeff Sessions Just Had Her Conviction Thrown Out

By Vivian KaneJul 14th
SNL’s Season Is Over, But Kate McKinnon Still Has Plenty of Jeff Sessions Material She Needs to Get Out of Her System

By Vivian KaneJun 14th
Don’t Forget, Bad Elf Jeff Sessions Is Testifying Today About Russia and Comey

By Kaila Hale-SternJun 13th
Jeff Sessions Really Is “Dumb on Crime”

By Marykate JasperMay 13th
Want to Avoid Jail Time? Amber Ruffin Teaches Us How Not to Laugh at Jeff Sessions

By Charline JaoMay 10th
Today’s Dystopia News: A Woman Is Facing Up to a Year in Prison After Being Found Guilty of Laughing

By Vivian KaneMay 3rd

Donald Trump’s Administration Changed the Definition of Domestic Violence When No One Was Looking

Things We Saw Today: 3 Places Jeff Sessions Should Visit With His Newfound Free Time

“At Your Request, I Am Submitting My Resignation” Means You Got Fired, Jeff Sessions

Whose Religious Liberties Are Going to Be Protected by This Task Force, Beauregard?

Last Week Tonight Tackles the Separation of Children and Parents at the Border, Kim-Trump, & China

Now the DOJ Is Coming After the Lawyers Who Defended Jane Doe’s Right to an Abortion

Jeff Sessions Shocks Us All and Sends Lawyer To Prosecute Transgender Murder Case

Things We Saw Today: Why Yes, Gal Gadot IS Just Like Wonder Woman In Real Life

Department of Justice Argues That Employers Should Be Able to Fire You For Being Gay

Jeff Sessions Didn’t Want Students Exercising Their Free Speech Rights At…His Lecture on Free Speech?

The Internet Tears Trump a New One Over His Decision to End DACA

DOJ Will Retry the Woman Who Laughed at Jeff Sessions’ Confirmation Hearing

The Woman Arrested for Laughing at Jeff Sessions Just Had Her Conviction Thrown Out

SNL’s Season Is Over, But Kate McKinnon Still Has Plenty of Jeff Sessions Material She Needs to Get Out of Her System

Don’t Forget, Bad Elf Jeff Sessions Is Testifying Today About Russia and Comey

Jeff Sessions Really Is “Dumb on Crime”

Want to Avoid Jail Time? Amber Ruffin Teaches Us How Not to Laugh at Jeff Sessions

Today’s Dystopia News: A Woman Is Facing Up to a Year in Prison After Being Found Guilty of Laughing