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Things We Saw Today: Expecto Butterbeer Ice Cream

By Kaila Hale-SternMar 21st
Stephen Colbert Schools Scientists on Smeagol Vs Gollum

By Charline JaoNov 23rd
Benedict Cumberbatch Impersonates Jar Jar Binks, Millions Cry Out In Terror and are Suddenly Silenced

By Victoria McNallyAug 5th
Woo Your Nerdy Valentine By Comparing Yourself To Gollum, Because That’ll Work

By Victoria McNallyFeb 3rd
That Time Police Used Gollum To Help Find A Missing Ring

By Jill PantozziJan 15th
Gollum Expresses His Inner Turmoil to the Music of Taylor Swift [VIDEO]

By Rebecca PahleApr 8th
Things We Saw Today: This Giant Gollum Sand-Sculpture Might Just Haunt Your Dreams

By Rebecca PahleMar 27th
Gollum Gives Relationship Advice, Sings About the Precious That He Used to Know [VIDEO]

By Rebecca PahleMar 14th
Gollum Does A Lord of the Rings Rendition Of Donnie Darko’s Mad World

By Jill PantozziMar 1st
Gollum Mourns the Loss of His Precious By Singing “I Dreamed a Dream” from Les Misérables. Like You Do. [VIDEO]

By Rebecca PahleFeb 21st
Andy Serkis (As Gollum!) Shares His Thoughts On The Lord of the Rings [VIDEO]

By Rebecca PahleFeb 4th
Physics Lets Us Know How Many Fish Gollum Needs to Live, We Now Sleep Easier at Night

By Steven RomanoDec 13th
Things We Saw Today: Hello Kitty As An Actual Turkey

By Jill PantozziNov 22nd
Giant Gollum Statue’s Only Wish is to Catch a Fish, So Juicy Sweeeeet!

By Rebecca PahleOct 26th
Things We Saw Today: A Baby Wampa

By Jill PantozziJul 29th
Thank You, Andy Serkis, For Allowing Us To Hear Gollum Say The F-Word

By Jill PantozziJul 21st
Good Morning! Rhys Ifans Will Do His Lizard Voice For You Now! [Video]

By Jamie FreveleOct 22nd
Things We Saw Today: Superman’s Costume Is Missing Underwear As Outerwear

By Jamie FreveleAug 31st
Gollum Makes Appearance as Wedding Ring-Bearer, Disgusts Reality Show Participants [Video]

By Alanna BennettAug 5th
Yes, Adam Savage Sings I Will Survive To Neil Gaiman in the Voice of Gollum For The Second Time

By Susana PoloJun 29th