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    Watch Live Now as the ESA Lands a Spacecraft on the Surface of a Comet

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    The European Space Agency’s Not-So-Crazy Plan to 3D Print a Base on the Moon

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    ESA Releases Another Adorable Rosetta Video, Prepares for First Ever Soft Landing On Comet’s Surface

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    Comet Photobombs Philae Lander’s Selfie From Rosetta Mission

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    Tomorrow the ESA Rosetta Mission Will Intercept a Comet After a 10-Year Mission

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    We Have an Important Update About What We Think Rosetta’s Target Comet Looks Like

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    Things We Saw Today: That’s No Moon

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    Cute European Space Agency Animation Shows Philae Impatiently Asking Rosetta “Are We There Yet?”

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    By Nov 7th
     
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