Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to anger the internet.
Some researchers at Cornell University figured out how to identify internet trolls and are working on a way to deal with them. Loki is amused.
The term "popcorn movie" is now scientifically validated.
We're dangerously close to unlocking the connection between explosions and junk food consumption! Junksplosion! Wait, I don't like how that sounds... A new study into how the things you watch affect the things you eat has revealed that Michael Bay-style explosio-ganzas cause you to eat more junk food than other types of entertainment.
The researchers were then charged with a salt and battery.
Rechargeable lithium batteries basically make the world we live in possible. They power our phones, computers, and basically everything else—but they're not perfect. As they go through recharge cycles, they never come back quite as strong and wear out over time. Researchers at Cornell University think they've found a solution: Salt.
Congratulations, we guess?
Meet the "Bricycle" -- a modified bicycle built by Cornell University engineers to test what it would be like to ride a bike in zero gravity. What they found is that although we blame gravity when we fall off a bike, without it, you'd be unable to steer.
Nowhere does the paper mention what effect that moms joining Facebook has on the population.
Facebook's reckoning is any day now, we expect. Oh, sure, they claim to have reached over 1.1 billion people since May of last year, but we're all getting tired of it, right? Two engineers from Princeton University think the site has peaked and will probably see a rapid decrease in users, and they've got the math to back up their claim.
My brother John just has that John look about him. He's just got that...you know, weird John look. Could you tell looking at him? I don't know, probably not. (And I wouldn't recommend it.) But you know what probably could? New software, created at Cornell University, can take a look at your face and take an educated guess on what your name is. That's right, it's profiling you. Because it's not enough to empower robots with cloud intelligence or crime prediction -- now we're letting them collect our faces. What can go wrong?
3D printing has brought us all sorts of neat household gadgets and delightful statuettes and toys, but the real advances made possible by the technology might not be in the home, but in the lab. Take, for example, this replacement human ear, engineered from rat tail cells and cow cartilage and given shape in a 3D printed mold of a patient's own ear.
Being pepper-sprayed is a deeply unpleasant experience, which is why in a perfect world, it's usually reserved to people who are trying to mug, rape, or otherwise assault someone.
And if someone is trying to pull that sort of crap on you, you don't want to just hose them down with capsicum. You want to put their ass behind bars where they belong, and to do that, you'll need a good description of your assailant. A team of students at Cornell University
though, want to do you one better, which is why they're developing a miniature camera that can be paired with a can of pepper spray to snap a picture of the perpetrator while you're sending them high-tailing with your self-defense spray.
A team of researchers at Cornell University
have created a gel built from synthetic DNA that remembers its own shape, and can return to that form after being reduced to a free-flowing, formless goo.
Researchers are studying the gel to learn more about its potential as a drug delivery system
, which, to our minds, really sells short its obvious future making those little sponge dinosaurs totally obsolete and replacing them with staggeringly detailed hydrogel statues. Get on it, science!
Researchers at Cornell University
working on a grant from DARPA
have crafted a quadrocopter robot that can navigate around obstacles in real-time using a new type of 3D vision
. This autonomous vision could pave the way for flying rescue robots that don't have to be controlled by humans
and can enter caves or broken-down buildings and navigate on their own. Of course, it also paves the way for flying murderbots that can see us wherever we hide and means no place will ever be safe again, but, you know, you take the good with the bad.
Don't worry if the above title looks like a bunch of gibberish to you. The terms are all related to advanced mathematics, so you can't be blamed for not really understanding it. Oh, and also, it's randomly generated nonsense
-- grammatically accurate sentences penned by a computer program that have no mathematical merit
, so seriously, don't feel bad if it doesn't make sense to you. You know who should feel bad, though? The person at the open access math journal Advances in Pure Mathematics
who accepted this paper for publication
. That's cause to feel significantly chagrinned.
It what will surely be heralded as the beginning of the end, Andrew Gallagher at Cornell University has crafted a computer algorithm that can solve a 10,000 piece jigsaw puzzle in 24 hours. That's nearly 7,000 pieces above last year's record.
A team of clever robotics-minded folks from Cornell University
and the University of Chicago
have demonstrated a truly novel way for robots
to interact with the world around them. Their "Positive Pressure Universal Gripper"
can pick up and toss
an object of just about any shape without the need for pesky and complex hands. Instead, their gripper uses a robotic arm with -- no kidding -- a balloon.
Scientists have been trying to crack the mystery of why some complex fluids don't behave the way one might expect for some time. These fluids, called non-newtonian fluids
, have different viscosities
depending on how much energy is applied to them. You know those videos of dudes running across vats full of corn starch with water and then slowly sinking once they stand still
? That's what we're talking about here. Now, a team from Cornell University
led by Xiang Cheng
believe they have figured out the secrets of these strange goos.
Non-newtonian fluids have two unusual properties that interest scientists. The first is "shear thinning
," where a highly viscous substance flows easier when energy is applied to it, like ketchup. The other is "shear thickening
," where the fluid behaves like a solid when energy is applied, like the aforementioned cornstarch slurry. Up until recently, scientists had believed that these effects were caused by layers of particles moving within non-newtonian fluids. The established theory held that the trajectory of these particles within the layers were altered by the application of force on the fluid.
Parrots, with their amazing abilities to mimic speech and talk to humans in addition to each other, are by far impressive communicators. But research shows that parrot conversations are even more complex. Each parrot has its own signature call that others use to address it, which is the parrot equivalent of having a name. But where do these "names" come from? New research has shown that just like with human babies, parrot parents name their offspring, even before the babies can communicate themselves.
The research, led by Karl Berg
of Cornell University
, used video cameras to record the communication process of green-rumped parrots
) in Venezuela. The wild parrot study showed that even before chicks begin to chirp back at their parents, adults give them a signature sound by which they are addressed. The babies will take this sound and in some cases tweak it before using it throughout their life.