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Tips for a More Sustainable Halloween

By Kimberly TerasakiOct 23rd
New Drug for This Year’s Halloween Candy Tampering Panic Just Dropped

By Rachel UlatowskiSep 29th
Mars, Incorporated Accused of Slut-shaming Because They’ve Taken Away the Green M&M’s ”Step on Me” Boots

By Briana LawrenceJan 21st
I Just Found Out About Reese’s Take On a Thanksgiving Pie and It’s Already Sold Out

By Briana LawrenceNov 16th
Child Comes Home From Trick-Or-Treating With Penis Shaped Candy, Parent Is Concerned About It (And Its Blackness?)

By Briana LawrenceNov 2nd
Ask the Mary Sues: The All-Time Best Halloween Candy Countdown

By Chelsea SteinerOct 30th
I’ll Take the Dum Dums, Smarties, and Jolly Ranchers That This Neighbor Feels Are Subpar Halloween Candy for Their “Affluent” Neighborhood

By Briana LawrenceOct 26th
Halloween Reminder That People Putting Drugs in Kid’s Candy Is an Urban Myth—Mostly

By Princess WeekesOct 18th
Things We Saw Today: Gushers Finally Weighs in on Black Lives Matter

By Chelsea SteinerJun 6th
Things We Saw Today: These AI-Generated Candy Hearts Are the Only Gifts We Need This Valentine’s Day

By Vivian KaneFeb 14th
Introducing Ruby Chocolate: The Sweet That Proves Just How Much of a Girly-Girl I Am

By Teresa JusinoSep 8th
CANDYDOME: The Mary Sue’s Definitive Halloween Candy Power Rankings

By Jessica LachenalOct 25th
Hollywood’s Latest Harebrained Scheme: A Pez Movie

By Jessica LachenalAug 3rd
Things We Saw Today: A Neopets Cosplay That Will Take You Way Back

By Sam MaggsApr 9th
Things We Saw Today: This Is the Mara Jade Tee You’re Looking For

By Carolyn CoxMar 11th
Things We Saw Today: Star Wars Landspeeder Kitty Bed

By Sam MaggsDec 23rd
Mohawk Storm As You’ve Never Seen Her Before…As A Cake Pop

By Jill PantozziMay 23rd
Peep Parody of Everyone Poops Wins Marshmallow Contest

By Carolyn CoxApr 22nd
Candy Crush Saga Owner King Finally Stops Trying to Trademark the Word “Candy”

By Victoria McNallyFeb 25th
Kitchen Overlord Has a Recipe for Custom Candy Hearts That Don’t Taste Like Chalky Ass

By Glen TickleFeb 13th