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Things We Saw Today: The Dancing Robots Are All Fun and Games Until They Murder Us

By Jan 1st
Robodogs in Singapore Enforce Social Distancing in Our New Black Mirror Reality

By May 9th
Meet Atlas, the Parkour Robot Who Will Enslave Us All

By Oct 12th
Boston Dynamics’ Atlas the Robot Can Run, Jump, and Probably Murder Us All

By May 11th
Boston Dynamics’ Housework-Ready Robot Looks More Like a Dinosaur Than a Butler

By Jun 23rd
Watch a Real Dog Throw Down Against One of Those Creepy Robo-Dogs

By Mar 1st
The US Military Thinks This Boston Dynamics Robot Is Too Loud to Use

By Dec 29th
Santa’s Sleigh Now Pulled by Nightmare Robots; Good Luck Sleeping Christmas Eve

By Dec 23rd
Boston Dynamics’ Humanoid “Atlas” Robot Now Stalks the Woods Like a Horror Movie Monster

By Aug 18th
Boston Dynamics Unleashes Smaller, More Agile Robotic Terror Called “Spot”

By Feb 10th
Robots Have Learned the Karate Kid’s Signature Move. It Was Nice Knowing You All

By Nov 11th
Google Buys Boston Dynamics, Now Controls Horrifying Robot Army

By Dec 14th
Cheetah Robot Now Capable Of Running On Its Own, Humanity Even More Doomed

By Oct 4th
Boston Dynamic’s PETMAN Gets a Head, Looks at You [Video]

By Apr 5th
DARPA’s BigDog Gets a New Arm, Can Now Toss Around Cinder Blocks [Video]

By Mar 1st
Alpha Dog Robot Hears, Obeys Commands From Humans… For Now [Video]

By Dec 20th
Alpha Dog Learns New Tricks, Capable of Moving Somewhat Quietly Now [Video]

By Sep 11th
DARPA Cheetah Robot Faster Than Usain Bolt, Humanity Doomed

By Sep 6th
If This Robot Had Hands, It’d Brush the Dirt Off Its Shoulders [Video]

By Aug 20th
DARPA’s Creepy Robotic Humanoid Becomes a Stair Master

By Apr 15th