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New Jersey Restaurant Ruins Woman’s 29th Birthday by Writing a Cruel Message on Her Dessert Plate

By Terrina Jairaj Aug 25th
Red Lobster Customer Asks for Jumbo Alfredo Shrimp. Then She Picks a Call and Immediately Adds a Very Specific Instruction: ‘That’s What I’m Asking’

By Terrina Jairaj Aug 19th
Baltimore Woman Asks for Birthday Discount at Jersey Mike’s. Then She’s Allegedly Told to Get Out and Then Cursed At: ‘Going to Have a Whole Lawsuit’

By Terrina Jairaj Jul 15th
Dallas Woman Had a Huge Birthday Surprise for Her Stepdad. He Found a Piece of Paper That Made Him Cry.

By Vanessa Esguerra Jun 29th
Nyc Man Walks With His Uncle’s Pet Crocodile, Which Gets Run Over. The same year, Uncle Gave Everyone Leather Goods for Birthday

By Sanchari Ghosh Jun 28th
Kerry Kennedy Recalls Brother RFK Jr’s Bizarre Stunt at a Children’s Party, Questioning His Fitness for Any Federal Health Role

By Terrina Jairaj Jun 19th
Los Angeles Woman Goes for a Friend’s Birthday Dinner, Then When the Bill Comes Up, Some People Refuse to Pay for the Food: ‘Causes Me So Much Stress’

By Sanchari Ghosh Jun 9th
Arizona woman goes to 10-person dinner for her birthday. Then she gets angry no one offers to pay for her—and comes up with a twisted solution

By Ljeonida Mulabazi Apr 9th
Woman says Houston restaurant canceled her birthday reservation over her dress. Then she catches them letting others in: ‘I wanted to be on your side’

By Rebekah Harding Apr 6th
Man takes wife to birthday dinner. Then she doesn’t say a word the entire meal. Now people are saying she’s winning at marriage

By Gisselle Hernandez Mar 3rd
‘I hope you’re hungry…for nothing’: Woman waits patiently for Glossier birthday reward from Sephora—only to realize she was excited for nothing

By Melody Heald Jan 11th
‘RUN GIRL’: Woman considers breaking up with her boyfriend after seeing what he got her for her birthday. Viewers think she’s valid

By Charlotte Colombo Nov 3rd
‘Count your days’: Phoenix man orders $80 gift from Edible Arrangements for partner’s birthday. Then they find out the store doesn’t exist

By Gisselle Hernandez Jul 10th
Why TikTok Users Are Getting So Heated Over This 11-Year-Old’s Birthday Candles

By Rachel Ulatowski Jul 23rd
Things We Saw Today: Happy Birthday Michael Keaton!

By Brittany Knupper Sep 5th
Time to Fight About ‘Birthday Adults’

By Brittany Knupper Sep 4th
Twitter Celebrates President Barack Obama’s Birthday With #ThanksObamaFor

By Lyra Hale Aug 4th
Happy Birthday Alan Moore! Here Are Some Adaptations of His Work That He Would Truly Hate

By Brittany Knupper Nov 18th
Dare You Not to Smile at This Flashmob’s Birthday Gift to Dick Van Dyke

By Jessica Lachenal Dec 14th
Fire and ~~Blood~~ Birthday Candles: Emilia Clarke Celebrates On Set With Targaryen Cake

By Victoria McNally Oct 27th