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Arizona woman goes to 10-person dinner for her birthday. Then she gets angry no one offers to pay for her—and comes up with a twisted solution

By Ljeonida Mulabazi Apr 9th
Woman says Houston restaurant canceled her birthday reservation over her dress. Then she catches them letting others in: ‘I wanted to be on your side’

By Rebekah Harding Apr 6th
Man takes wife to birthday dinner. Then she doesn’t say a word the entire meal. Now people are saying she’s winning at marriage

By Gisselle Hernandez Mar 3rd
‘I hope you’re hungry…for nothing’: Woman waits patiently for Glossier birthday reward from Sephora—only to realize she was excited for nothing

By Melody Heald Jan 11th
‘RUN GIRL’: Woman considers breaking up with her boyfriend after seeing what he got her for her birthday. Viewers think she’s valid

By Charlotte Colombo Nov 3rd
‘Count your days’: Phoenix man orders $80 gift from Edible Arrangements for partner’s birthday. Then they find out the store doesn’t exist

By Gisselle Hernandez Jul 10th
Why TikTok Users Are Getting So Heated Over This 11-Year-Old’s Birthday Candles

By Rachel Ulatowski Jul 23rd
Things We Saw Today: Happy Birthday Michael Keaton!

By Brittany Knupper Sep 5th
Time to Fight About ‘Birthday Adults’

By Brittany Knupper Sep 4th
Twitter Celebrates President Barack Obama’s Birthday With #ThanksObamaFor

By Lyra Hale Aug 4th
Happy Birthday Alan Moore! Here Are Some Adaptations of His Work That He Would Truly Hate

By Brittany Knupper Nov 18th
Dare You Not to Smile at This Flashmob’s Birthday Gift to Dick Van Dyke

By Jessica Lachenal Dec 14th
Fire and ~~Blood~~ Birthday Candles: Emilia Clarke Celebrates On Set With Targaryen Cake

By Victoria McNally Oct 27th
Thor: The Dark World Is Nothing Compared To Thor 3: Thor’s Super Sweet 16

By Sam Maggs Nov 10th
Happy Birthday, Google Play! Let’s Celebrate With Free Stuff

By Glen Tickle Mar 6th
Facebook Won’t Let This 104-Year-Old Woman Be 104 Years Old

By Glen Tickle Feb 21st
Happy 10th Birthday, iPod

By Max Eddy Oct 23rd
IBM Turns 100 Years Old Today

By Max Eddy Jun 16th
Mechanical Candle Adds Flare (oy!) to your Birthday Cake

By Lindsay Van Kirk Apr 21st