We clicked play on Rocky and two hours and 2 minutes later I was sitting there bawling my eyes out. The story of a poor, washed up, Philly boxer who goes the distance against the greatest heavyweight champ in the world walloped my beleaguered soul. I became a woman possessed. My new quarantine mission was to watch every single film in the franchise.

This story feels a bit like déjà vu.

Laura Dern posted the poster for Jurassic World: Dominion on her Twitter account with the new date, and I guess that was a nice way to find out that I'd have to wait nearly two years for more dinosaurs. Please pass bad news through Laura Dern's Twitter account. It's how I want to take in all bad things from now on.

"Workplace abuse and harassment can take many different forms, but one thing is certain: it is never okay, even if your boss is a woman and/or a survivor," the thread reads.

It's hard not to feel like you've been stuck in a horror film during the absolute chaos that is 2020. Between the tragedies of the COVID-19 pandemic, the regularly panic-inducing antics of our commander-in-chief, and the myriad surreal global events that have befallen the collective (Remember murder hornets? What the actual heck was that?), it seems like not a day goes by without something deeply unsettling and extreme hitting the all of us.

Once again, because it's much safer for all of us than a drinking game, we're turning tonight's vice presidential debate, between Kamala Harris and Mike Pence, into a game of Bingo we can all play together.

Legendary musician Eddie Van Halen has passed away. The "grinning guitar god for a rock generation" was 65.

In a thread posted to Twitter, The Good Place's William Jackson Harper described how he is already seeing Trump's anti-anti-racism policy play out.

As Joe Biden said, "it is what it is, because you are who you are."

The 355 is set to hit theaters on January 15, 2021, pandemic notwithstanding.