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‘His legacy is sealed’: Elon Musk’s Dark MAGA ‘humor’ reaches new depths as he not-so-subtly yearns for the unthinkable on Kamala Harris
By
Vanessa Esguerra
Oct 9th
‘This is what senility looks like’: ‘Tone-deaf draft dodger’ Trump’s toothy smirk proves no tragedy is too sacred for a sales opportunity
By
Vanessa Esguerra
Oct 9th
Wait, Donald Trump reportedly kept in touch with Putin after his presidency?
By
Kahron Spearman
Oct 8th
‘I believe this, it’s in their genes’: Donald Trump’s latest mumbo jumbo is a freaky peek into his ever-expanding grab bag of fascist-flavored foolishness
By
Vanessa Esguerra
Oct 8th
‘We The People?’: As Hurricane Milton ravages Florida, Governor Ron DeSantis has a master plan that we mere mortals just can’t comprehend
By
Kahron Spearman
Oct 8th
‘That’s Donald’s spooge’: Y’all, after blowing cars to bits, Marjorie Taylor Greene reveals her top-secret tonic for that ‘Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body’
By
Vanessa Esguerra
Oct 7th
‘Yes they can control the weather’: Marjorie Taylor Greene doubles down on unhinged conspiracy theory about Democrats and hurricanes
By
Vanessa Esguerra
Oct 7th
‘Karma has been on full savage mode in New York’: Rudy’s law license is dead, JLo’s tour is empty, Diddy’s new dig is an Island cell, and Eric Adams learns who is in-charge
By
Sarah Fimm
Oct 7th
‘You’re promoting illegal voting’: Cute and cuddly Moo Deng is accused of sticking her snout in the voting booth
By
Vanessa Esguerra
Oct 7th
‘Big bellies, little di*ks unite’: Elon Musk’s cringey ‘Dark MAGA’ cosplay births side-splitting ‘Dork MAGA’ roast-a-thon
By
Kahron Spearman
Oct 7th
‘Meanwhile yours is making fun of you’: Trump’s twisted take on nirvana involves mocking a grieving ex-prez’s legacy while hinting that losing your life partner is the key to happiness
By
Kahron Spearman
Oct 4th
‘What kind of 1st grade idea is that?!’: Yep, JD Vance just claimed a little hardware store hocus-pocus is going to help with school boogeymen
By
Sarah Fimm
Oct 4th
‘Of course he’s backing out’: Donald Trump’s time-honored tradition trashing may have just gift-wrapped the presidency for Kamala
By
Sarah Fimm
Oct 4th
‘The most dangerous candidate’: Heartland rocker Bruce Springsteen throws his star power behind Kamala Harris while also dropping bread crumbs about an orange boogeyman sequel
By
Sarah Barrett
Oct 4th
‘Absolutely, I’d revoke it’: Anti-immigrant Donald Trump’s latest agenda includes a phantom bus ticket and a mystery destination
By
Vanessa Esguerra
Oct 4th
‘Your husband literally had Roe v. Wade overturned’: Melania Trump’s pro-choice abortion stance shocks the internet
By
Kahron Spearman
Oct 4th
Florida’s homeless law is cruel, dehumanizing, and not a justifiable solution
By
Kahron Spearman
Oct 3rd
Disability Activist Alice Wong Stands in Solidarity with Palestine & Lebanon in Her MacArthur Fellowship Acceptance
By
Samantha Puc
Oct 3rd
‘I was so wrong:’ JD Vance’s pink tie is leaving debate viewers divided
By
Michael Dawson
Oct 3rd
‘January 6th was not Facebook ads’: Tim Walz quickly shuts down JD Vance’s Capitol insurrection denial following Trump’s 2020 election defeat
By
Vanessa Esguerra
Oct 2nd
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