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Husband gifts wife’s BFF roses ‘till the right man comes along.’ People are convinced it’s the start of an affair: ‘A golden retriever is still a dog’

By Feb 18th
‘LIKE WHAT THEY TRYNA SAYYY’: Woman sits down at nail salon—then promptly gets handed the ‘towel of shame’

By Feb 18th
Woman lets man pick first date spot so she seems ‘humble.’ It backfires when they pull up to an Applebee’s: ‘He dodged a major bullet’

By Feb 18th
Bizarre 6’3” man spits on a woman in the NYC subway, then chases her yelling:‘Why are you scared of me?’

By Feb 18th
‘Let this be your sign’: St. Louis woman buys Samsung washer-dryer combo. She wasn’t prepared to deal with consequences for 7 years

By Feb 18th
Elder female cashier at Walmart tries to embarrass a woman for buying period panties in front of a male customer, but fails miserably

By Feb 18th
Mom discovers Frida baby products at Walmart with disturbing packaging: ‘We are not mad enough’

By Feb 18th
Delta offers woman $1,800 to change her Miami flight for 3 hours later. So she does what any fashion girl would’ve done: ‘My loyalty finally paid off’

By Feb 18th
Woman parks in abandoned Walmart parking lot to eat lunch. Then security shows up: ‘I’m getting a call from Walmart right now’

By Feb 18th
Florida T.J. Maxx customer finds ‘steal’ $32 necklace, asks to put it on hold while she shops. Then she checks the bag at home: ‘TJ MAXX SCAMMED ME?!’

By Feb 18th
North Carolina woman buys ‘one of a kind’ Coach bag that’s ‘the last one in the world.’ Then worker gives it to the wrong customer: ‘I would’ve cried’

By Feb 17th
Denver woman jokes while ordering boyfriend’s birthday cake. She didn’t expect them to take her seriously: ‘I bet those bakers were laughing so hard’

By Feb 17th
Woman calls her OB-GYN to make an appointment for her pregnancy, but the office called her husband’s ex-wife instead: ‘that’s a HIPAA Violation’

By Feb 17th
‘I never saw any red flag’: NYC girl discovers her ‘perfect’ long-distance boyfriend has been seeing a married woman, who left her husband for him

By Feb 17th
‘I have been cursed’: Woman’s Facebook roommate plays a creepy lullaby in the morning. Then she finds out the house was set to burn

By Feb 17th
Parents surprise their daughter with a ‘Period cake’ and every woman on the internet is sobbing: ‘This is why we need Matriarchy’

By Feb 17th
‘She is wanting a free ride’: Uber driver picks up woman. Then she starts ‘acting weird’—so he starts filming for his safety

By Feb 17th
Arizona server crashes out after three women walk in 20 minutes before closing and ask the most diabolical ‘is this vegetarian’ questions ever

By Feb 17th
Man awaits his luggage at the conveyer belt in Pittsburgh but sees his underwear and socks coming out one by one: ‘IM CRYING’

By Feb 17th
‘Target could never’: Woman lines up for a free Lowe’s bucket and finds a golden card worth $2,000 in store credit

By Feb 17th