‘Can you arrest’: The White House is busy riffing on a porn site, while Thomas Massie reminds them about Epstein’s buddies
Elephant in the room.
Representative Thomas Massie, a Kentucky Republican, didn’t hold back when calling out the Trump administration’s new agricultural initiative, taking to X to declare it’s “riffing on a porn site” with its “OnlyFarms” branding. This new website, OnlyFarms.gov, is clearly a play on OnlyFans, the subscription platform widely recognized for its adult content.
According to Newsweek, the White House officially launched OnlyFarms.gov on Friday, aiming to promote the administration’s agriculture policies. After President Donald Trump spoke to farmers outside the White House, the White House press team quickly jumped on X to promote the new branding.
Their post encouraged people to check out “ONLYFARMS.GOV” to see how American farmers are benefiting and how much each state has supposedly saved. The domain itself directs users to a White House page that highlights the administration’s agricultural initiatives, even featuring a state-by-state breakdown so you can see the local impact.
Massie called the White House out over its strange name choice for the site
Massie wasn’t impressed, replying to the White House’s X post on Saturday with a pointed question: “Can you arrest Epstein’s co-conspirators instead of riffing on a porn site?” He followed up with another X post, stating, “Your tax dollars are paying for the USDA to parody a porn site. They should delete the tweet and the URL.”
Massie has been a vocal advocate for transparency regarding the Epstein files and has also disagreed with the administration on foreign policy matters, including the ongoing war with Iran. Massie, alongside Representative Ro Khanna, a California Democrat, spearheaded the Epstein Files Transparency Act.
This legislation, which Congress passed in November, mandated the Department of Justice (DOJ) to release all documents related to the Epstein investigation, allowing for limited redactions. Earlier this year, the DOJ made good on that, publishing over 3 million pages of material under the Act.
These files have definitely caused a stir, impacting a number of high-profile individuals across government, business, and royalty who were connected to Epstein. Interestingly, while other countries like the United Kingdom have arrested some alleged conspirators, including former Prince Andrew, the U.S. has yet to charge anyone mentioned in the files.
The US-Israeli war on Iran has had a drastic impact on American farmers
Meanwhile, American farmers have been facing some serious headwinds lately. Rising fuel and fertilizer costs have hit them hard, largely due to the U.S. war with Iran disrupting energy markets. President Trump’s tariffs and the subsequent loss of export opportunities haven’t helped either. In response to these challenges, the administration announced new federal loan guarantees on Friday, hoping to give the sector a much-needed boost.
During his speech at the White House, Trump expressed optimism, saying, “From Minnesota to Mississippi we’re lifting up our hard working farmers and ranchers and growers and we’re putting more money in American pockets. We’re going to prove that the golden age of American agriculture is right here and right now.”
In addition to the “OnlyFarms” unveiling, the administration also rolled out a loan guarantee program with increased flexibility for lenders to finance grocery stores, offering a 90% guarantee compared to the standard 75%. The goal here is to bring down food costs and make groceries more affordable and accessible for everyone.
Others weighed in too. Conservative commentator Candace Owens said on X, “The White House honors deceased OnlyFans CEO and top AIPAC donor by using their branding on an official government website’ or something. The Wii Sports war edits didn’t cut it, so they decided to reference a porn site instead.”
Former Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene, a Georgia Republican, supported Massie on X, saying, “Thomas Massie is right which is why his comment ratioed the WH gross post comparing farmers to porn stars. This administration was elected by conservatives who are opposed to porn, rapists, and pedophiles yet protects Epstein class pedos and rapists.”
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