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Farmers Might Finally Get To Bypass the Packers, Yet Trump’s Move To Break the Meat Monopoly Ignores a Massive Problem on the Horizon

By Terrina Jairaj Aug 29th
‘Slap in the Face’: Massie and Greene Turn on Trump Over a New Beef Deal That Threatens to Kneecap American Cattlemen

By Terrina Jairaj Aug 22nd
Man Claiming To Be Count Dracula Just Landed in a Secure Hospital After His Obsession With Drinking Blood Terrorized Local Parishes

By Terrina Jairaj Aug 4th
‘GOP will lose in November’: Donald Trump bulldozes reality as cost of basic food has jumped over 30%, yet he insists otherwise

By Terrina Jairaj Mar 30th
‘Can you arrest’: The White House is busy riffing on a porn site, while Thomas Massie reminds them about Epstein’s buddies

By Terrina Jairaj Mar 30th
‘Taking credit for cows existing’: Trump says ranchers are happy after he ‘saved’ beef, admits he is very proud

By Sanchari Ghosh Oct 24th