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Fox News ‘Accidentally’ Airs Capless Donald Trump After He Wore One at a Dignified Transfer

By Mar 9th
Truth-denier Trump won’t own up to killing schoolchildren in Iran, and Pete Hegseth is right there to applaud him

By Mar 8th
The White House Used a Video of a Bunch of Movies to Celebrate America. Including a Clip From ‘Superman’

By Mar 6th
Kristi Noem is out, and Hakeem Jeffries has a few choice words to add

By Mar 6th
Karoline Leavitt Confirms Donald Trump Bombed Iran Based on, Um, Vibes

By Mar 5th
‘Bro that’s a sovereign country’: Donald Trump’s reaction to Spain refusing to grant access to their bases is ‘we could’ if ‘we want’

By Mar 4th
Lindsey Graham Blasts Spain for Refusing to Participate in Trump’s War Against Iran

By Mar 4th
Jared Leto Is Everywhere No One Wants Him to Be. Including Depicted as Jesus By Trump Fans

By Mar 4th
Hundreds of civilians dead in the Middle East, and Trump’s bloodthirsty glee only grows as he promises “big wave” of attacks are yet to come

By Mar 3rd
‘We ended Iranian experimented democracy’: Iranian-American Protester Explains Why Iranians Distrust America

By Mar 3rd
‘That’s the way it is’: Military Wife Outraged at Trump’s Indifferent Comment on Soldier Deaths

By Mar 3rd
‘Great power should not act on autopilot’: Morgan Freeman blasts Trump as a ‘convicted felon’ dragging America into chaos

By Mar 2nd
‘Who told you that?’: Donald Trump Dubiously Responds to a Question About the Midterm Elections

By Mar 2nd
‘Another lie’: Bernie Sanders Reminds Trump About One of His Supposed Presidential Achievements

By Mar 2nd
Everyone Loves the Sopranos. But Who Would Tony and His Friends Vote For?

By Feb 26th
Kash Patel Went to the Olympics. And Then He Was Sexist Towards Our Women’s Hockey Team.

By Feb 23rd
‘I would like to’: JB Pritzker warns Trump to pay up or face a lawsuit

By Feb 23rd
The White House Isn’t a Fan of Bruce Springsteen. So Why Did They Try to Use His Music?

By Feb 20th
Dad Shot His Daughter For Being Right About Donald Trump

By Feb 12th
How Did All These MAGA Figure Heads Get So Mad at Bad Bunny If They ‘Didn’t Watch It’?

By Feb 10th