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Tom Cruise isn’t about to ask Donald Trump for permission

By Dec 12th
What in the Black Mirror Episode? Donald Trump now wants foreign tourists to show their browsing history to enter the country

By Dec 11th
Tim Walz’s daughter completely destroys Donald Trump by hurting where it hurts the most

By Dec 10th
‘He wants to control it and make a profit out of’: Donald Trump is waging a war on drug traffickers, but pardoned the former President of Honduras

By Dec 10th
‘We’re definitely in a glitching simulation’: Donald Trump just got awarded with a made-up prize after months of complaining

By Dec 10th
Trump blames Obamacare for boosting big insurance stocks 1700%, only to roll out a plan that would make CEOs pop champagne bottles

By Dec 9th
‘Sorry Don, you got played’: Donald Trump melts down after Henry Cuellar announces Democratic campaign despite receiving his pardon

By Dec 9th
Donald Trump brands ABC’s Rachel Scott ‘obnoxious’ for questioning his boat-strike video flip-flop

By Dec 9th
But Epstein emails? Trump starts his day the usual way and demands apologies from MTG and Lesley Stahl

By Dec 9th
Marjorie Taylor Greene brags about ‘fighting’. Then people remind her she’s actually quitting

By Dec 9th
Wait what? Did this woman just get rewarded by MAGA for being openly racist?

By Dec 8th
7 promises Trump fed you since taking office — only for them to sink faster than his 11 bankruptcies

By Dec 8th
Donald Trump launches attack on Tim Walz again, accusing him of harboring Somalis in Minnesota

By Dec 5th
‘As long as the shareholders are happy’: Gavin Newsom is selling knee pads for all CEOs ‘bending the knee’ to King Donald Trump

By Dec 5th
Actor John Lithgow voices concern for America under the Trump administration, hails JB Pritzker as a ‘full-throated resonant voice’

By Dec 5th
‘Did the meme’: Donald Trump has renamed the Institute of Peace after himself, and people have the perfect meme to describe it

By Dec 4th
Trump again claims his staff has found $30 billion sitting on the mysterious ‘Tariff Shelf.’ Last time, it was $31 billion

By Dec 4th
Hardworking President Trump took another midday nap while Marco Rubio sang his praises sitting right beside

By Dec 4th
4 nations that seduced Donald Trump with gifts — and got rewards you’d never expect in return

By Dec 4th
Pete Hegseth sacrificed a top Navy admiral to escape responsibility for the strike and bragged there’s no boats left to destroy now

By Dec 3rd