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‘It should offend everyone’: Joe Neguse wants to turn the Democrat blaming narrative into a Trump accusing one as he continues to show record levels of lawlessness

By Nov 7th
‘Just words on paper’: People troll Mike Johnson as he brags about having ’60 or 70 pages of ideas” for healthcare reform, but no concrete plan

By Nov 4th
‘Textbook example of gaslighting’: Mike Johnson’s delusion reaches record levels of high as he blames the media for supporting the Dems

By Nov 4th
‘That’s the difference between leadership and lunacy’: Jasmine Crockett shuts down Republicans blaming the Democrats for government shutdown with facts

By Oct 31st
JD Vance just called it ‘totally reasonable’ for Americans to be racist towards people who speak a different language

By Oct 30th
‘Finally, a rare moment of sanity’: A handful of Republicans join Democrats again to overturn Trump’s tariffs, people call it ‘damage control’

By Oct 30th
‘We’re not in sixth grade anymore’: Rep. Lisa McClain tried to school Democrats when her own leader has been name-calling and dropping poop videos like a toddler

By Oct 30th
‘There is still no plan’: Senator Moreno is working overtime to win the deflection Olympics, blames Democrats for not having an alternative medical plan

By Oct 29th
‘Quit voting republican’: Farmers distressed over plummeting soybean prices as Trump continues waging trade wars with China

By Oct 29th
‘Some serious activity on Truth Social tonight’: 5 Republicans go against dictator Trump to overturn 50% tariffs on Brazil, people call it a ‘good start’ for change

By Oct 29th
‘The tea has been clocked’: AOC destroys right-winger activist Riley Gaines with a snarky comeback, and the internet cannot stop laughing

By Oct 29th
‘But so be it’: Republican Senator Thomas Massie just made it clear where his loyalties lie, and Trump isn’t going to like it

By Oct 28th
‘Positively clueless, and essentially useless’: Mike Johnson has a habit of not knowing anything about stuff that really matters, and it does not go unnoticed

By Oct 27th
‘This is the fascist way’: After failing to turn NYC people against Zohran Mamdani, Republicans are trying to deport him to Uganda

By Oct 27th
‘They voted for this to happen to others’: People are not convinced after federal workers express dissatisfaction over Trump, despite voting for him twice

By Oct 23rd
‘Pathetic RINO’: Donald Trump insults his own party’s rep yet again, because he dared to speak against the president

By Oct 18th
‘They’re in their 30s’: JD Vance terms ‘I love Hitler’ group as ‘edgy’, calls participants ‘young boys’

By Oct 17th
‘Not an immigrant’: Republicans anxious as they are unable to blame minorities for the South Carolina shooting

By Oct 14th
‘Trump Toadie’: Mike Johnson boldly lies about fixing healthcare while doing absolutely nothing

By Oct 14th
‘To all who support’: Adam Kinzinger tears into GOP and Trump in savage callout

By Oct 14th