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Trump’s Taxpayer-Funded Ballroom Hits a Wall as Republicans Admit There’s No Appetite for the Billion-Dollar Boondoggle

By Terrina Jairaj May 22nd
‘The Iran war isn’t going very well’: Rogan exposes Trump’s UFO stunt as a last-ditch cover-up for military failure

By Terrina Jairaj May 11th
Rogue GOP congressman Massie says even the First Lady agrees with his Epstein theory

By Terrina Jairaj May 8th
‘I hope his career ends’: U.S. Senator’s daughter went on record saying her father is a paid agent for a foreign state

By Terrina Jairaj May 4th
Justice Department finally admits defeat in bogus probe of Fed Chair Powell, but the real scandal is who’s replacing him

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 28th
Georgia Republican just exposed Donald Trump funneling another $500 million to a corporation while Americans drown in debt

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 23rd
Epstein lawyer just flipped to the GOP after 67 years as a Democrat and the reason is Israel

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 22nd
‘I’m not very tauntable’: It’s a Fed Chair nightmare for Trump where one Republican’s ‘no’ could spell disaster for Kevin Warsh

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 17th
‘Welfare Queens’: Donald Trump just handed America’s billionaires a $1.96 trillion payday

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 16th
Poster boy for inflammatory rhetoric, Randy Fine proposes absurd cure for America’s affordability crisis

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 9th
‘Can you arrest’: The White House is busy riffing on a porn site, while Thomas Massie reminds them about Epstein’s buddies

By Terrina Jairaj Mar 30th
Journalist obliterates Trump, stresses his bombing of Iran is part of a Republican trend after they assume office

By Sanchari Ghosh Mar 2nd
Here comes the reckoning: Donald Trump lover learns the hard way after ICE takes their partner

By Sanchari Ghosh Feb 23rd
What Is Going on With Mitch McConnell?

By Teresia Gray Feb 12th
Mike Johnson can’t explain why anyone should vote for Trump — his best argument is that the man doesn’t sleep

By Sanchari Ghosh Dec 17th
‘We’ve got some great ideas’: Mike Johnson says Republicans will present a healthcare ‘fix’ next week, but still can’t explain what it is

By Kopal Dec 16th
Miami’s 30-year Republican streak just met its end, and Sleepy Don is gonna hate it

By Sanchari Ghosh Dec 15th
‘They care so much about life until life actually shows up’: Jasmine Crockett lashes out at the Republicans again, this time for using religion as propaganda

By Sanchari Ghosh Dec 1st
Narcissist much? Donald Trump wants to rebrand the Republican party as ‘Tpublican’ or ‘Tepublican’ after his own name

By Kopal Nov 30th
Marjorie Taylor Greene’s not the only disillusioned Republican — more resignations are looming

By Sanchari Ghosh Nov 27th