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Donald Trump has a NSFW nickname, courtesy of a Republican Congressman

By Apr 10th
Republican Keith Self takes up the right’s transphobic torch with ‘Mr. McBride’ outburst

By Mar 13th
‘This little girl is afraid to leave’: Idaho woman harassed and violently dragged out of Republican town hall for speaking out

By Feb 25th
‘Trump is Elon’s b—-‘: Trump frighteningly confesses that Elon Musk has access to the Treasury’s payment system

By Feb 4th
‘Ending birthright citizenship’: Trump under fire for allegedly attempting to override the 14th Amendment

By Jan 21st
‘Such a slap in the face’: Trump roasted for national emergency at US-Mexico border after Mexico assists with wildfire aid

By Jan 21st
“Don’t we need more kids going to college?” Mark Cuban slams Vivek Ramaswamy’s hypocrisy over college education

By Dec 28th
‘It’s controversial, actually’: GOP lawmaker is destroyed online for wanting to end gay marriage rights

By Dec 3rd
‘Prices will go up for consumers’: Trump’s tariffs may force one of America’s most affordable stores to raise prices

By Nov 22nd
‘The most savage thing he’s ever said’: The House Speaker just launched a cruel attack on trans rights

By Nov 21st
‘Most people will support a rapist over a woman’: Donald Trump’s win confirms the sickening truth about Republicans

By Nov 6th
‘Pretty much the GOP motto at this point’: Republicans know who they’re going to blame for Trump’s potential loss, and it’s incredibly misogynistic

By Oct 31st
‘That’s Donald’s spooge’: Y’all, after blowing cars to bits, Marjorie Taylor Greene reveals her top-secret tonic for that ‘Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body’

By Oct 7th
The Right-Wing Manifesto Project 2025 Is as Real as It Is Terrifying

By Jun 3rd
I Have Three Questions for the FART Republican Caucus

By Apr 20th
Right-Wing Media Hosts Are Freaking Out Over Taylor Swift Telling Fans to Vote

By Nov 12th
Author of Awful Anne Frank Diary ‘Sequel’ Now a Republican Congressional Candidate

By Nov 4th