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  1. Australian Cosplayer’s Stormtrooper Armor Stops Snakebite

    Of COURSE this was in Australia.

    "What kind of person creates armor that restricts the soldier's vision so much?" you ask idly, watching extras shuffle around in stormtrooper outfits. "ONE THAT UNDERSTANDS THE BEST GUARD AGAINST THE SERIOUS THREAT OF SPACE SNAKES," I interject, "IS CONSTANT VIGILANCE."

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  2. Star Wars: The Force Awakens Star John Boyega Dismissed Critics Of Black Stormtroopers The Way They Should Be Dismissed

    Get used to it.

    Of course people are already complaining.

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  3. Star Wars: Episode VII Concept Art Shows Us Shiny Happy (Cylon) Stormtroopers

    This has all happened before and it will happen again.

    Remember that concept art we saw a few weeks back of the new design for Star Wars' Stormtroopers? And Han Solo's strikingly Mal-esque garb? That source, Indie Revolver, now has two more concept art shots to show us, this time of the sequel trilogy's Chrome Troopers.

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  4. Oh, The Feels: 501st Legion Send Stormtrooper Suit To Another Bullied Girl

    Meesa getting verklempt.

    I guess they have a lot of Clone War crimes to atone for: an international group of Star Wars fans named after Vader's 501st Legion have gone from battling Jedi to gender bias. The world's largest Imperial costuming organization is giving girls literal armor with which to protect themselves from bullies: a pint-sized Stormtrooper outfit built to the exact specifications of the original movies.

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  5. MTV Cribs Visits Coruscant, Features A Sweet Stormtrooper Pad

    Wookiees really do make the best milk.

    Ah, the early 2000s - a simpler time, when lace-up denim was totally okay and MTV Cribs was huge. As it turns out, the Cribs machine also existed a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away too - and in this episode, the crew visits Coruscant, to check out the crib of a super-rad Stormtrooper.

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  6. These Are The Redesigned Stormtrooper Helmets You’re Looking For

    May The Force Be With You

    The exhibit is called Art Wars, and it features the iconic baddies "left at the mercy of some of the best the art world has to offer." The helmet designs here are by Ben Moore, Mr. Brainwash, Damien Hurst, Andrew Ainsworth, Bran Symondson, D*Face, Joana Vasconcelos, Yinka Shonibare, and Antony Micallef, respectively. These stormtroopers may still have crappy aim, but at least they'll look fabulous.

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  7. Stormtrooper Helmet Used as a Canvas In Upcoming ‘Art Wars’ Exhibit

    These are not the droids you're looking f--oooh, shiny.

    Stormtroopers are pretty great. You know what could make a Stormstrooper even cooler? Bedazzled helmets, of course. And if you're in London this October, you might be able to see this fantastically blinged out headgear yourself at the Saatchi Gallery.

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  8. Gummy bears + Lego Clone Trooper Helmets = Good

    And Now For Something Completely Different

    The commenter to come up with the best caption will receive one patented The Mary Sue themed No-Prize.

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  9. The Men Of Star Wars Walk The Runway In Designer Threads

    TK-421 Why Aren't You At Your Post?

    John Woo (not the Face Off director, he insists) has created a series called "He Wears It." It features mostly Star Wars men (and one lady) in outfits you wouldn't see members of the Galactic Empire wearing. Perhaps this is what they prefer to rock while on leave? You can find limited edition prints of most of these in his Etsy shop but take a look at what Darth Vader, Stormtroopers, C-3PO, and more are stepping out in these days. (Wooszoo via io9)

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  10. Darth Vader Narrates a Tutorial on Stormtrooper Nail Art [Video]

    TK-421 Why Aren't You At Your Post?

    Hey, are you a fan of geeky nail art? We have good news for you, especially if you have a knack (meaning you are confidently ambidextrous) for painting tiny pictures on your fingernails -- Cute Polish has a tutorial up on its Youtube page on how to create a delightful (and "easy") Stormtrooper manicure! All you'll need is your favorite base coat, white nail polish, and a black detailing pen. And, perhaps, two bionic hands. But here is the fun part: it's narrated by Darth Vader. And let me tell you, you have not known joy/fear until you've heard Darth Vader say he's going to show you "how to paint your nails." (via Bit Rebels) Previously in Nail Art

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