Roll Into Your Labor Day Party Like a Boss With a Watermelon Smoothie Hack
You've been hit by, you've bit struck by, a smoothie criminal.
Did you know that showing up places empty handed makes you look a jerk? It does! Be nice and bring things to parties. You could bring a watermelon, but then the host has to hack the thing up. Ain’t nobody got time for that! Instead, also bring a drill and a coat hanger (vodka optional, but vodka) and make this watermelon smoothie.
(via Mark Rober)