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The Mary Sue Holiday Gift Guide, Part 4: Stuff & Things!

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  1. Sonic Screwdriver Toothbrush Sonic Screwdriver Toothbrush Not recommended for wooden teeth. Sorry, historically-inaccurate-yet-mythologically-compelling version of George Washington.

    You'd think that if you had the ability to travel all of time and space, you wouldn't get bored. But if you think about it, we have tiny computers in our pockets, a vast internet to explore, and giant aluminum birds that can fly us all over the world and we still get bored from time to time. Boredom is what triggers creativity... or at least harebrained schemes.

    The Doctor's boredom resulted in this Sonic Screwdriver Toothbrush. It's a little more sonic than your average toothbrush (but not as sonic as one of those fancy-schmancy toothbrushes). This vibrating toothbrush will clean your pearly whites after you dirty them eating a whole box of Jammy Dodgers. There's even a spare brush head so you can share your toothbrush with a friend!

  2. Disney Infinity Groot Disney Infinity Groot I am Groot.

    Your favorite superheroes from the Marvel Comics universe come to Disney Infinity! This Disney Infinity 2.0 Groot Figure will help you continue your Disney Infinity adventures with Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy!

    In Disney Infinity: Marvel Super Heroes, players will use real-world interactive Marvel figures to activate original storylines (Play Sets) in the virtual game worlds of some of Marvel's most popular franchises, including The Avengers. In the Play Sets - penned by award-winning Marvel comic writer Brian Michael Bendis - players will be able to take on the role of more than 20 Marvel characters including Captain America, Iron Man, Black Widow, Thor, Hulk and Hawkeye to battle enemies, complete challenging missions, solve puzzles and ultimately save the world from destruction. Measures about 4-inches tall. Ages 6 and up.

  3. Game of Thrones Westeros Map and Marker Magnet Set Game of Thrones Westeros Map and Marker Magnet Set Thanks to Dark Horse you can conquer all of the seven kingdoms and reclaim your place as the rightful king, all from the comfort of your kitchen refrigerator.

    In the HBO adaptation of Game of Thrones, we see Robb Stark plotting the movements of opposing armies using a map of Westeros, which is painted onto animal hide, and a set of sculpted map markers, each hewn into a representation of one of the House symbols.

    We have taken the map and the map markers and scaled them down to create this deluxe magnet set which allows the owner to formulate their own strategic situations or reproduce those from the show. The map of Westeros is magnetic, as are all the map markers.

  4. Capt. Jules' Everlasting Steampunk Flask Capt. Jules' Everlasting Steampunk Flask It's the holidays, after all. You can never have too many fancy receptacles for your favorite delicious beverages.

    No drinking and flying the airship! Copper-clad in a leather holster, this Capt. Jules' Everlasting Steampunk Flask sure is handsome. Invaluable to the traveler, motorist, yachtsman, sportsman, and nurse, the flask holds up to 7 oz. of your medicinal tonic and lasts longer than a disposable drinking vessel. The leather holster features a 2 3/4-inches long belt loop, and the flask itself is stainless steel with copper cladding and a full-grain leather. The gauge on the outside is even adjustable, so it can read whatever you want! Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe.

  5. Sailor Saturn Figuart Sailor Saturn Figuart The whole line of Sailor Moon figuarts has been pretty great so far, but but Hotaru in particular is amazingly detailed. Just look at her little earrings and her giant stick of death!

    "My guardian deity is the planet of silence. The soldier of death and rebirth, Sailor Saturn!" This is the introductory chant of Sailor Saturn, the first Outer Sailor Senshi to join the S.H.Figuarts Sailor Moon line-up. Her joints are carefully adjusted in order to reproduce the actual height difference between the other Sailor Senshi. Beautifully detailed additional expression parts (x3) allow you to recreate a variety of dynamic scenes from the anime. The set also includes Sailor Saturn's elegantly fearsome weapon, Silence Glaive. Be careful not to turn the display stand to dust! LOOK FOR ORIGIN OF SHIPMENT: Only items shipped from within North America are being sold by authorized U.S. retailers. The product box will have a warning label, which is proof that you are purchasing a collectible action figure or statue that is guaranteed and authentically licensed by Bandai, distributed by its sole and authorized distributor (Bluefin Distribution) exclusively for the U.S. and Canadian markets. This product has been thoroughly tested for safety and meets all North American consumer product safety regulations. The affixed label with the Bluefin Distribution logo also entitles the purchaser to product support assistance.

  6. The Hobbit An Unexpected Journey 36 Bagshot Row Statue The Hobbit An Unexpected Journey 36 Bagshot Row Statue Hole in the ground and hobbit not included.

    A gorgeous little environment that serves as an exacting miniature replica of The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey movie set that can be visited at Hobbiton in New Zealand! The Hobbit An Unexpected Journey 36 Bagshot Row Statue measures 4 1/2-inches wide x 2 1/5-inches tall x 2 1/5-inches long. Each statue is painted by hand, meaning each piece is unique in its own right! 36 Bagshot Row was sculpted by David Tremont and Leonard Ellis, and each individual dwelling lends itself splendidly to creative placement in your cabinet. With a flat back and shallow depth, The Hobbit An Unexpected Journey 36 Bagshot Row Statue can be placed on mantles, cornices, shelves, and in windows. Ages 14 and up.

  7. Tiny Dinosaur Model Kits Tiny Dinosaur Model Kits TINYSAURS, though.

    The Stegosaurus Tiny Deluxe Kit includes everything you need to successfully assemble the tiny stegosaurus skeleton model for display. Each kit comes with the pre-cut stegosaurus bones, hand blown 55mm borosilicate glass display dome, exhibit base, glue, steel tweezers, and a magnifier.

    It's the perfect gift for when kids are rowdy, and can't go outside, but haven't been bad. It's like a one hour time-out that they're happy about.

    Tinysaur Kits assemble into tiny skeletons from a postage stamp sized laser cut pattern. Assembly generally takes 20-30 minutes and the completed triceratops models stand roughly 2 inches tall.

    Recommended for ages 13 and up.

  8. Val and the Beholder Pre-Purchase Val and the Beholder Pre-Purchase Okay, you can't get this Scott Kurtz and Victoria Ying-designed vinyl statue from We Love Fine in your handsyetbut you can pre-order! And look at her. It's probably worth the wait.

    Grab onto your Bag of Holding because we're releasing our 1st Table Titans' vinyl: "Val the Barbarian." Val comes posed with a Dungeons & Dragons' Beholder. AND if you PRE-PURCHASE you will also receive the exclusive MIMIC piece, which can be swapped out with the Beholder.

  9. Periodic Table of Elements Blanket Periodic Table of Elements Blanket Winter is coming. Make it all better with science using this handy blanket from Thinkgeek.

    Periodically, our offices get quite cold. And when we decided to do something about it, our office Sherlock said, "Elemental, dear Timmy. Use a blanket." But not any blanket would do. So, we had this Periodic Table of Elements Blanket made. It helps us remember all our favorite elements, while keeping our bodies warm.

    We love our Periodic Table of Elements Blanket. It's a noble way to stay toasty. Hey and if you want, you can use it as decoration. It would make a wicked wall hanging or perhaps a metal (Alkali or Alkaline earth) decoration to put on top of Mendeleev's table. The Periodic Table of Elements Blanket is a great way to wrap yourself up in science.

  10. House Lanniser Wine Glass House Lanniser Wine Glass For all your Drunk Cersei needs.

    The name Lannister is a close synonym to luxury. Experience true luxury each night as you enjoy your wine from the Game of Thrones House Lannister Wine Glass. Cheer to victory in future battles with this regal glass, adorned by the royal lion sigil of House Lannister. The soft silver printed lion and Game of Thrones logo make this glass the perfect addition to your Game of Thrones collection and your pristine drinkware.

  11. Hugs and Misses: 30 Postcards of Awkward Romance Hugs and Misses: 30 Postcards of Awkward Romance Sure, you could send your sweetheart a nice holiday greeting card. Or you could send them a hilarious illustration by Wilhelm Staehle. Your choice.

    Make your creepy mailman blush with these postcards about court ship, love and marriage. Get two, one for you, and one for your significant other. Because who wants to share?

  12. Lumberjanes Patches Lumberjanes Patches This set of Scout Badges from Kate Leth and Boom! Studios is by far the best gift for taking your friendship to the MAX!

    A set of four, iron-on patches designed by Kate Leth, taken straight from the pages of "Lumberjanes." The set includes patches for the Naval Gauging Badge, Pungeon Master Badge, Up All Night Badge, and the San Diego Comic-Con exclusive CON-Quistador Badge not available anywhere else!

  13. Quantum Mechanix Firefly Serenity Plush. Quantum Mechanix Firefly Serenity Plush. She might not look like much, but she'll fool ya. Actually, she looks adorable, so... never mind. She looks like much.

    The favorite boat of Captain Malcolm Reynolds is now available in a cuddly plush version, perfect for hugging when Reavers are approaching.

    Our 18-inch Firefly Serenity Plush is beautifully detailed in rich, full color from the bridge to the reactor. Tucked into the bays on each side are little plush shuttles that emerge for short-range expeditions throughout the galaxy (The shuttles are tethered to their landing bays by cords you can cut if you prefer longer range excursions).

    As Mal Reynolds said, "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down." But the Firefly-class transport returns the favor. We suspect that snuggling with a Firefly Serenity Plush of your own is bound to make any day just a little bit shinier.

  14. Funko Pop! Dragonball Z Vegeta Statue Funko Pop! Dragonball Z Vegeta Statue It's hard to pick just one part of of the always-adorable Funko Pop! line to plug, but dang it if this baby Saiyajin prince doesn't make us so happy. Who's a little warlord of an extinct alien race? You are! Yes you are!
  15. He-Man Masters of the Universe Castle Grayskull Statue He-Man Masters of the Universe Castle Grayskull Statue Make an '80s nerd's entire year by giving them the Power of Grayskull itself.

    He-Fans, rejoice, as Icon Heroes presents this sensational polystone environment of Castle Grayskull! Designed and painted by the biggest Masters of the Universe fanatics around, Nate Baertsch and the Four Horsemen, the He-Man Masters of the Universe Castle Grayskull Statue measures approximately 11-inches long x 9 3/4-inches tall x 9-inches wide. With all this detail, fans can now show off the Sorceress' abode in its entirety, complete with rarely seen parts of the castle!

  16. Upcycled Desktop Cat Beds Upcycled Desktop Cat Beds Cats deserve presents, too! Just because none of them believe in Christmas doesn't mean you can't splurge on them a little bit during the holidays with the help of AtomicAttic.

    This listing is for a custom made Pet Bed to fit your home decor. The beds featured are just examples of what we are able to recreate for you based on our inventory.

    Once purchased, we'll contact you with base & fabric options. We have lots to choose from in all styles. The base can be painted any color to match your suitcase/slipcover. You'll be able to design it entirely based on your style.

    The 60's chair base has been outfitted with lucite feet and a contrasting coat of paint. The bed comes with a removable machine washable slipcover as well as a fluffy cushion. We have lots of other fun fabrics to choose from as well! Want more then 1 slipcover? Additionals are $15.

    It has a matching fabric wrapped insert that serves as the foundation for complete stability between iMac and base. This bed is solid! It will not tip, rock or give.

  17. Lootcrate Subscription Lootcrate Subscription Can't decide what to get your favorite nerd? Get them a little of everything by signing them up for a Loot Crate!

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