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Things We Saw Today: ‘Green Lantern: Beware My Power’ Teases a John Stewart Origin Story

By Alyssa ShotwellMay 11th
Snickers “Dick Vein” Cancel Culture Satire Became All Too Believable

By Alyssa ShotwellApr 27th
Tucker Carlson Tried To Make It Look Like Elon Musk Let Him Back Onto Twitter, a Thing That Did Not Happen

By Vivian KaneApr 26th
‘Eldritch Tucker Carson’ Mirrors Lovecraftian Xenophobia in Modern Fox News

By Alyssa ShotwellApr 15th
Tucker Carlson Now Telling Parents To Inflict Violence on Teachers He Disagrees With

By Vivian KaneApr 11th
Tucker Carlson Devastated That He’s No Longer Horny for M&Ms

By Chelsea SteinerJan 23rd
Kyle Rittenhouse’s Attorney Says Republicans Trying To Profit off of His Client Are “Cheap” & “Disgusting”

By Vivian KaneNov 23rd
Fox News’ Tucker Carlson Admits He “Never Figured Out What Critical Race Theory Is”

By Vivian KaneNov 4th
Even Fox News Wants To Make Sure It’s Not Associated With Tucker Carlson’s Horrific 1/6 “Documentary”

By Vivian KaneOct 29th
Conservative Response To Pete Buttigieg Paternity Leave Proves the Patriarchy Is Alive & Well

By Vivian KaneOct 15th
Wait, Why Is Tucker Carlson Suddenly Claiming He’s “Not Qualified” To Talk About Fox News’ Vaccine Policy?

By Vivian KaneOct 15th
Tucker Carlson Insists Fox News’ Obviously Fake Vaccine Mandate Outrage Is “Not Pretending”

By Vivian KaneOct 12th
Tucker Carlson Admits He’s a Liar as if We Didn’t Already Know

By Chelsea SteinerSep 14th
Tucker Carlson Doesn’t Understand How a Bisexual Woman Could Be Married To a Man

By Vivian KaneAug 26th
Tucker Carlson Hits a New Low, Mocks Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Over Fears of Sexual Assault During Capitol Riot

By Vivian KaneAug 13th
Montana Man Lives the Dream, Gets To Tell Tucker Carlson off to His Face

By Vivian KaneJul 26th
Wow, Tucker Carlson Is Pretty Quick to Turn on the Police Over the Insurrection, Huh?

By Lyra HaleJul 22nd
Tucker Carlson’s First-Grade Teacher Finally Calls Him Out for His Lies About Her

By Vivian KaneJul 14th
Does Tucker Carlson Think People Who Reached Average Life Expectancy Are Expendable?

By Rachel LeishmanJul 7th
Tucker Carlson Called a Liar by the NSA

By Rachel LeishmanJun 30th