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Tesla Model S Confirmed to Also Be a Boat, but It’s Not Recommended

By Dan Van Winkle Jun 20th
Tesla Motors Unveils Its $35,000 Model 3 Electric Car, Pre-Sells a Ton of Them

By Dan Van Winkle Apr 1st
Tesla Motors Unveils Preorder Program for Their More Affordable “Model 3” Electric Car

By Dan Van Winkle Mar 21st
Tesla Making Other Auto-Makers Look Bad by Recalling 90,000 Cars Over a Single Incident

By Dan Van Winkle Nov 20th
Tesla May Restrict Autopilot Mode for Cars Because of Stupidity

By Dan Van Winkle Nov 4th
SpaceX’s Elon Musk Shares Idea to Nuke Mars With Stephen Colbert, Is Dubbed a Supervillain

By Dan Van Winkle Sep 10th
Things We Saw Today: Studio Ghibli Umbrellas Change Patterns When Wet; Will Also Change Your Life

By Teresa Jusino Jun 18th
Elon Musk Gon’ Give It to Ya in the SpaceX “Uptown Funk” Parody “Launch You Up”

By Dan Van Winkle Apr 17th
2015 Is the Future: Tesla Cars Are Getting Autopilot in a Software Update in Just Three Months

By Dan Van Winkle Mar 19th
For $85 on Airbnb, You Can Be the Junk in Elon Musk’s Trunk

By Dan Van Winkle Jan 23rd
On October 9th, Elon Musk and Tesla Motors Want to “Unveil the D”

By Victoria McNally Oct 2nd
This Musical Tribute To Nikola Tesla Is Approximately 1000000x Cooler Than Thomas Edison

By Sam Maggs Sep 27th
Dealers Try to Boot Tesla From Georgia Over Technicality While Tesla Plans Nevada “Gigafactory”

By Dan Van Winkle Sep 3rd
Watch A Chainmail Dress Protect Its Inventor Against 500,000 Volts Of Electricity

By Carolyn Cox Aug 28th
The Tesla Motors $35,000 Model 3 Might Just Be the Electric Car You’ve Been Waiting For

By Dan Van Winkle Jul 16th
Good Guy Elon Musk Just Made All of Tesla Motors’s Patents Open Source

By Glen Tickle Jun 12th
Faster Than A Speeding Bullet: Elon Musk Reveals the Hyperloop

By Jonah Feldman Aug 12th
Tesla Motors Allowed to Sell Cars in North Carolina, Because of Course They Should Be Allowed to Do That

By Ian Chant Jun 28th
North Carolina Moves Towards Banning Sale of Tesla Cars, Because…Yeah, We Can’t Figure It Out Either

By Ian Chant May 13th
Elon Musk and New York Times Duke It Out Over Tesla Supercharger Evaluation

By Rollin Bishop Feb 14th