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Tesla Model S Confirmed to Also Be a Boat, but It’s Not Recommended

By Dan Van WinkleJun 20th
Tesla Motors Unveils Its $35,000 Model 3 Electric Car, Pre-Sells a Ton of Them

By Dan Van WinkleApr 1st
Tesla Motors Unveils Preorder Program for Their More Affordable “Model 3” Electric Car

By Dan Van WinkleMar 21st
Tesla Making Other Auto-Makers Look Bad by Recalling 90,000 Cars Over a Single Incident

By Dan Van WinkleNov 20th
Tesla May Restrict Autopilot Mode for Cars Because of Stupidity

By Dan Van WinkleNov 4th
SpaceX’s Elon Musk Shares Idea to Nuke Mars With Stephen Colbert, Is Dubbed a Supervillain

By Dan Van WinkleSep 10th
Things We Saw Today: Studio Ghibli Umbrellas Change Patterns When Wet; Will Also Change Your Life

By Teresa JusinoJun 18th
Elon Musk Gon’ Give It to Ya in the SpaceX “Uptown Funk” Parody “Launch You Up”

By Dan Van WinkleApr 17th
2015 Is the Future: Tesla Cars Are Getting Autopilot in a Software Update in Just Three Months

By Dan Van WinkleMar 19th
For $85 on Airbnb, You Can Be the Junk in Elon Musk’s Trunk

By Dan Van WinkleJan 23rd
On October 9th, Elon Musk and Tesla Motors Want to “Unveil the D”

By Victoria McNallyOct 2nd
This Musical Tribute To Nikola Tesla Is Approximately 1000000x Cooler Than Thomas Edison

By Sam MaggsSep 27th
Dealers Try to Boot Tesla From Georgia Over Technicality While Tesla Plans Nevada “Gigafactory”

By Dan Van WinkleSep 3rd
Watch A Chainmail Dress Protect Its Inventor Against 500,000 Volts Of Electricity

By Carolyn CoxAug 28th
The Tesla Motors $35,000 Model 3 Might Just Be the Electric Car You’ve Been Waiting For

By Dan Van WinkleJul 16th
Good Guy Elon Musk Just Made All of Tesla Motors’s Patents Open Source

By Glen TickleJun 12th
Faster Than A Speeding Bullet: Elon Musk Reveals the Hyperloop

By Jonah FeldmanAug 12th
Tesla Motors Allowed to Sell Cars in North Carolina, Because of Course They Should Be Allowed to Do That

By Ian ChantJun 28th
North Carolina Moves Towards Banning Sale of Tesla Cars, Because…Yeah, We Can’t Figure It Out Either

By Ian ChantMay 13th
Elon Musk and New York Times Duke It Out Over Tesla Supercharger Evaluation

By Rollin BishopFeb 14th