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The Best Explanation for Why Democrats Did Better Than Expected in the Midterms Comes From … Ted Cruz?

By Vivian Kane Nov 10th
Ted Cruz Spent the Last 24 Hours Getting Heckled All Over New York

By Vivian Kane Oct 24th
Ted Cruz Got Rightfully Booed for Saying the Way To Stop Shootings Is To Put More Cops in Schools

By Vivian Kane Sep 27th
Ted Cruz Tried To Shame Dem Committee Chair on Abortion Flip-Flop Because He’s Never Heard of Personal Growth

By Vivian Kane Jul 12th
Ted Cruz’s ‘One Door’ Plan for Schools Is Possibly the Worst Idea I’ve Ever Heard

By Vivian Kane May 26th
Things We Saw Today: More Epic Casting News For Bong Joon-Ho’s New Sci-Fi Film

By Alyssa Shotwell May 20th
Ted Cruz Really Tried To Say the Peaceful Supreme Court Protests Are Worse Than Jan 6

By Vivian Kane May 10th
Ted Cruz Really Tried the Tiresome Argument of Equating Being Transgender to Changing Race

By Rachel Leishman Mar 24th
Ted Cruz Gets Skewered by SNL as They Take Us to a Nightmarish Right-Wing Sesame Street

By Kaila Hale-Stern Nov 14th
Brilliant Big Bird Parody Account Trolls Ted Cruz by Running for Senate

By Alyssa Shotwell Nov 12th
Ted Cruz Is Mad About a Fictional Muppet Bird Who’s Been Vaccinated Before Getting Vaccinated For COVID Because of Course He Is

By Briana Lawrence Nov 8th
No One Is Buying Ted Cruz’s Book Except for Ted Cruz

By Vivian Kane Aug 20th
Ted Cruz Still Doesn’t Understand Why Vaccines Exist

By Vivian Kane Jul 29th
Ted Cruz, the Least Self-Aware Man on the Planet, Slams TX Dems for Leaving the State

By Vivian Kane Jul 14th
Ted Cruz Roasted Online for Saying It’s “Brazen Gaslighting” to Call Out GOP Hypocrisy

By Lyra Hale Jun 29th
Ted Cruz Talks to Flag While Texans Don’t Have Air Conditioning

By Chelsea Steiner Jun 15th
Things We Saw Today: Ted Cruz’s Sexism Showed in His Support of a … Russian Military Ad?

By Rachel Leishman May 20th
Ted Cruz Fumbles Another Pop-Culture Reference With Jason Bourne Comment

By Lyra Hale May 4th
Ted Cruz Caught Napping During Presidential Address, Probably Dreaming of Cancun

By Lyra Hale Apr 29th
Ted Cruz’s Argument Against Gun Control Could Do With Some Self-Awareness

By Vivian Kane Mar 24th