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15,000 US troops deployed to escort tankers through Hormuz but the real question is why Trump’s blockade is making oil prices worse

By May 6th
Gas just hit $4 because Donald Trump picked a fight he can’t finish and your tank is paying his tab

By Apr 29th
Pete Hegseth doubles down on Trump’s ‘Epic Fury’ disaster, implies allies should be grateful

By Apr 29th
Putin just handed Iran a lifeline after Trump’s ‘all the cards’ bluff backfired in the Strait of Hormuz

By Apr 28th
Trump promised peace in the Gulf but delivered chaos. Now Iran’s Revolutionary Guard is hijacking ships under his ‘ceasefire’

By Apr 23rd
A former VP torches Donald Trump for gas prices but their old quote about the ‘price of democracy’ returns to haunt them

By Apr 20th
Trump is mad that news outlets he constantly insults are not praising him for a war he started

By Apr 19th
Donald Trump is waiting for a ‘big fat’ hug from his sworn enemy, but what follows might turn things around

By Apr 16th
Major humiliation for Donald Trump as ships ignore his Hormuz blockade bluff and sail right through

By Apr 15th
Barbra Streisand reminds the world that Trump’s lies are for the gullible — and plenty are still falling for it

By Apr 10th
‘Iran won’: Piers Morgan rains on Donald Trump’s fantasy parade and mocks how Iran played him like rookie

By Apr 9th
MTG scolds Donald Trump and orders him to beg for God’s forgiveness after his wildly unholy Easter message

By Apr 7th
So, Trump aids Iran in blocking the Strait of Hormuz, and now his advice to the world is to handle their own oil crisis?

By Apr 1st
Marco Rubio discovering consequences in real time after Iran does what it promised: ‘That’s not going to be allowed’

By Mar 31st
‘I’m sorry for you’: Stephen King is burning down Trump’s house of lies

By Mar 31st
‘Consequences will follow’: Marco Rubio breaks down after Europe rejects him, and he wasn’t ready for a dose of reality

By Mar 28th
Trump’s brutal ‘cowards’ claim rocks NATO as one major player finally crumbles under US pressure

By Mar 23rd
‘We don’t need them’: Donald Trump declares while still begging NATO for help with Iran

By Mar 18th