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‘Girl, I’m gonna be so honest with you…I’m not paying’: Seattle man tries to pay bar tab with Apple Pay. Then he turns to his girlfriend

By Oct 21st
‘In this economy I understand girl’: Female bank robber allegedly strikes Seattle in a fifth successful heist

By Feb 4th
No One Forced Fox News to Own Themselves This Hard

By Sep 28th
Trump Tweets That He Will “Stoop” Seattle Autonomous Zone Protesters

By Jun 11th
Seattle Woman Killed By Police, Charleena Lyles, Is the Latest Black Life That Apparently Doesn’t Matter

By Jun 19th
Angry Seattle Sports Fans Lash Out at Majority-Female Council After Vote Regarding Sports Arena

By May 10th
Conservative Trolls Encourage Men to Enter Women’s Restrooms to Protest Trans Protections

By Feb 18th
Seattle Aquarium Cancels Octopus Mating Display Over Fears of Octo-Cannibalism

By Feb 15th
Get a Load of Post-Apocalyptic Seattle in Exclusive Terminator Genisys Art

By Nov 10th
#WeWantWidow Photo Round-Up: Images From the Black Widow Flash Mob

By Jun 8th
Seattle Police Will Hand Out Doritos at Hempfest, So How Soon Can We All Move There?

By Aug 15th
Seattle Public Library Introduces Free Video Streaming Service

By Jul 25th
Seattle Driver Sets New Record for Animal Cruelty by Locking Dog and Pig in Sweltering, Poop-Filled Car

By Jul 3rd
This Video of the World’s Longest Domino Book Chain Is Charming and Suspenseful All At Once [VIDEO]

By Jun 16th
Raccoons Take Over Tower Crane, Delay Construction of Apartment Complex

By Feb 7th
Just Add Water: Seattle Seahawks Really Do Play Better at Home in Rain and Snow

By Jan 2nd
Gigabit Squared Bringing Ultra High-Speed Fiber Broadband Network to Seattle

By Dec 14th
My First Trip To Emerald City Comicon Or, That Time Khal Drogo Recognized Me

By Apr 4th
Seattle Library Upholds Man’s Right To Watch Porn On Its Computers

By Feb 3rd
Seattle Police Department Uses Twitter Like A Police Scanner

By Jul 29th