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Unsurprisingly, more Republicans are turning on Donald Trump

By Apr 14th
‘Russia invaded Ukraine!’: Jasmine Crockett dares Republicans to acknowledge this simple fact about the war

By Feb 28th
‘Trump Derangement Syndrome is a serious disease’: Marjorie Taylor Greene complains about Democrats despite MAGAs ‘pitching temper tantrums’ for four years

By Feb 26th
‘Sponge off the government’: MAGA Republicans believe American children are undeserving of free lunches

By Jan 29th
‘That can’t be true’: A CNN anchor hits back at Republican’s claim about Elon Musk

By Dec 27th
‘The dog?’: Elon Musk’s DOGE meme is lost on Republicans

By Dec 7th
‘Y’all really voted for the devil’: Trump is preparing to launch an attack against DEI on campuses

By Nov 14th
‘You gotta do what you gotta do’: This TikTok skit proves that Democrats can’t control the weather

By Nov 13th
‘Is the fix already in?’: MAGAs are panicking over their own debunked election fraud hoax

By Nov 5th
After calling Puerto Rico a ‘floating island of garbage,’ Republicans are now offended by Biden’s perceived ‘garbage’ insult

By Oct 30th
‘Like Groundhog Day all over again’: Yet another government shutdown looms thanks to Republicans’ racist demands

By Sep 10th
Chelsea Handler Speaks J.D. Vance’s Language, Calling Him ‘Hysterical’

By Jul 30th
Conservatives Turn on College Republicans for Accepting Trump’s Guilty Verdict

By May 31st
Democrats and Republicans United in Horror Over Gov. Kristi Noem Killing Puppies

By Apr 27th
Maybe Trump Farting in the Courtroom Is a Strange Kind of Justice

By Apr 22nd
Louisiana Bill Would Sentence Librarians to Hard Labor for Joining ALA

By Apr 5th
Today Is Transgender Day of Visibility AND Easter, so Republicans Are Losing Their Damn Minds

By Mar 31st
One Milwaukee Bar Would Rather Close for a Week Than Make Any Money Off the Republican National Convention

By Mar 29th
How Are All These Neckbeards and Republicans Fans of the X-Men? They’re Literally Not For You!

By Feb 25th
Illinois City Councilman Tried To Use Immigrants as Props—and Got in Trouble When People Thought He Was Being Compassionate

By Jan 26th