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A New Low: Republican Candidate Wins Primary From Jail After Allegedly Murdering His Wife

By Vivian KaneMay 6th
Some Good News: Republican Famous for Saying Rape Victims Should ‘Lie Back & Enjoy It’ Lost His Election

By Vivian KaneMay 5th
Matt Gaetz’s Comments on the Supreme Court’s Roe Repeal Are Really Gross, Even for Him

By Vivian KaneMay 4th
Susan Collins is Shocked, SHOCKED I Tell You

By Chelsea SteinerMay 3rd
Things We Saw Today: Republicans’ Disney Tantrum Could Put Floridians Over $1 Billion in Debt

By Chelsea SteinerApr 21st
Right-Wing Protesters Try and Fail to Block Disney World Entrance

By Chelsea SteinerApr 17th
Missouri State Rep. Destroys GOP Lawmaker Over Anti-Trans Bill

By Chelsea SteinerApr 15th
Samantha Bee Breaks Down the ‘Absolutely F***ing Goat Sh**’ Trend of Republicans Calling Everyone ‘Pedophiles’

By Vivian KaneApr 8th
Someone Please Explain To Republicans What ‘Gender Identity’ Actually Means

By Vivian KaneApr 8th
Republicans Are Insisting They Know How To Define ‘Woman’ and It’s Not Going Well for Them

By Vivian KaneApr 6th
Fox News Just Aired the Cringiest Country Song Ever Praising Florida’s Ron DeSantis

By Ana ValensApr 1st
Susan Collins, I Swear, if You Mess This Up …

By Vivian KaneMar 30th
Things We Saw Today: Republicans Are So Mad at Madison Cawthorn for Suggesting They’re Hosting Orgies

By Vivian KaneMar 29th
Nebraska Politician Apologizes for Accusing Schools of Installing Litter Boxes for Furry Students

By Chelsea SteinerMar 29th
Oh Great, Are Old White Republican Men in D.C. Having Secret Orgies?

By Ana ValensMar 28th
Marjorie Taylor Greene Slammed for Homophobic Attack on Pete Buttigieg

By Chelsea SteinerMar 27th
Ketanji Brown Jackson’s SCOTUS Nomination Hearing Is Next Week, so Get Ready for Some Awful Republican Grandstanding

By Vivian KaneMar 15th
Missouri’s Ectopic Pregnancy Bill Is a Death Sentence for Women

By Chelsea SteinerMar 11th
Republicans Keep Bragging About Low Gas Prices Under Trump as if There Wasn’t Some Other Gigantic Reason For That

By Vivian KaneMar 8th
Joe Manchin, Who Is the Worst, Votes With Republicans To Block Protections for Reproductive Rights

By Vivian KaneMar 1st