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Joe Biden Is Shocked—SHOCKED—That Republicans Didn’t Change Everything About Themselves Post-Trump

By Vivian KaneJan 20th
Nancy Pelosi Would Like Reporters To Stop Letting Republicans Shape Their Questions

By Vivian KaneNov 20th
Republican Rep. Andy Biggs Says He Knows Gosar’s Violent Anime Video Was Fine Because “I Lived in Japan”

By Vivian KaneNov 18th
13 Republicans Who Voted for Bipartisan Infrastructure Bill Have Been Flooded With Harassment, Death Threats

By Vivian KaneNov 12th
Trump Tells Republicans Not To Vote and We Couldn’t Agree More

By Chelsea SteinerOct 14th
Tucker Carlson Admits He’s a Liar as if We Didn’t Already Know

By Chelsea SteinerSep 14th
Ghoulish Wisconsin School Board Rejects Free Lunches Over Fears Kids Will Be ‘Spoiled’

By Chelsea SteinerAug 28th
Rand Paul Just Disclosed That His Wife Bought Stock in COVID-19 Drug

By Chelsea SteinerAug 12th
Florida Republican Wants to Name “Florida’s Urethra” After Trump and I Can’t Think of a More Fitting Tribute

By Chelsea SteinerAug 10th
South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem Is Using a Billionaire’s “Private Donation” To Send Troops To Texas

By Vivian KaneJun 30th
Biden Announces Watered-Down Bipartisan Infrastructure Deal That Sacrifices Progressive Agenda

By Chelsea SteinerJun 24th
Racist Senator Ron Johnson Booed at Juneteenth Celebration in Milwaukee

By Chelsea SteinerJun 20th
14 House Republicans Voted Against the Juneteenth Holiday & Their Reasons Were Total Garbage

By Vivian KaneJun 17th
Ted Cruz Talks to Flag While Texans Don’t Have Air Conditioning

By Chelsea SteinerJun 15th
Marjorie Taylor Greene Learns the Holocaust Is not Comparable to Mask Mandates

By Chelsea SteinerJun 15th
Dammit Snopes, Just Let Us Pretend Donald Trump Doesn’t Know How To Wear Pants

By Vivian KaneJun 7th
RNC Chair Ronna McDaniel Had the Nerve to Tweet About Pride Month While Her Party Attacks LGBTQ Rights

By Lyra HaleJun 4th
Noted Homophobe Omar Navarro Complains That Cruella Ruined His Childhood

By Chelsea SteinerJun 1st
The Republican Party Just Showed Everyone How OK They Are With Insurrections

By Vivian KaneMay 28th
Biden Brings Receipts, Calls Out Republicans Taking Credit for Relief Plan They Voted Against

By Chelsea SteinerMay 27th