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Flight attendant warns passengers not to drink plane coffee or tea. Then she reveals what the drinking water shares with the rest of the plane

By Melissa Sarnowski Oct 29th
Fresno mayor increases police patrols and street lighting to stop local crime. One week later, 10 rounds are fired during a rap video shoot

By Melissa Sarnowski Oct 28th
Nicki Minaj is set to rally in Metro Detroit this Sunday: ‘Found the new White House Press Secretary!’

By Melissa Sarnowski Oct 27th
Airbnb changes rules for all bookings starting November 20. Then hosts learn they can no longer force guests to do chores: ‘minimal level of respect’

By Melissa Sarnowski Oct 23rd
Man decorates his yard with a kit he bought online. Then neighbors see the 2 bodies hanging from his trees: ‘Do you not see what’s wrong with this?’

By Melissa Sarnowski Oct 21st
Judge doubles TikToker Dakota Harper’s bond to $20,000 after arson arrest. Now he claims he would be free if he just stayed away from his ex

By Melissa Sarnowski Oct 21st
McDonald’s customer finishes her drink and realizes what is resting at the bottom of the cup: ‘Literally, it was in someone’s ear’

By Melissa Sarnowski Oct 21st
A Guayaquil priest is 30 minutes into a livestreamed Mass when a massive wooden crucifix falls on his head: “Father, Father…call an ambulance.”

By Melissa Sarnowski Oct 20th
Orange County woman registers her dog to vote in 2021. 3 years later, she avoids 6 years in jail but must fund billboards featuring her pet’s face

By Melissa Sarnowski Oct 19th
Man visits a thrift shop and finds a rare Taco Bell bag. Then realizes the front pocket is specifically designed for 12 tacos: ‘Best day of my life’

By Melissa Sarnowski Oct 16th
Egypt man uncovers a stone block while working on his land. Then experts realize it belongs to a 3,000 year old king allegedly from the Bible

By Melissa Sarnowski Oct 16th
911 calls following Christa Pike’s two lethal injections reveal the delay in her receiving care

By Melissa Sarnowski Oct 14th
Soulja Boy posts a photo with an American flag to his Instagram. Then he reveals he is exploring a run for the presidency in 2028

By Melissa Sarnowski Oct 12th
Trump claims Russia and Ukraine reached an “energy ceasefire” deal. Hours later, a Kharkiv power plant is hit twice

By Melissa Sarnowski Oct 12th
Donald Trump seems to be considering renaming another location, and it’s the biggest one yet

By Melissa Sarnowski Oct 12th
Trump calls Nobel winner Navi Pillay someone ‘nobody has ever heard of’ at Syracuse rally

By Melissa Sarnowski Oct 10th
US military prepares for its first execution in over 60 years at Fort Hood. Then Pete Hegseth reveals how the world will witness it: ‘as it should be’

By Melissa Sarnowski Oct 9th
Man wakes at 1 a.m. to find his wife lighting a candle in their kids’ room. Then he sees a kitchen knife on the dresser: “freaked him out.”

By Melissa Sarnowski Oct 8th
Ireland schools are told to cut the heat as gas bills are set to rise 60%. Then officials reveal what students are told to do to stay warm.

By Melissa Sarnowski Oct 8th
Danish artist brings an 8.5-foot golden statue of Trump to the European Parliament. Then he reveals the statue’s name: ‘The Orange Plague’

By Melissa Sarnowski Oct 8th