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UK woman is horrified that she was ‘poisoned’ by her Stanley and Yeti cups because they didn’t come with a cleaning brush: ‘I drank mold’

By Mar 15th
Florida influencer returns from college for summer. Then their family friend reveal what they heard people saying at dinner: ‘You don’t deserve that’

By Mar 8th
Navy veteran waits 4 weeks to ‘link’ with a woman and gets ghosted. Then his friend opens her Instagram: ‘Females out here are straight succubus’

By Mar 6th
Philly girl recounts her most random (and unhinged) encounters with strangers to prove we aren’t using our ‘dialogue options’ enough: ‘Icon behavior’

By Mar 3rd
Woman goes to Atlanta to meet a man she met on Facebook but leaves immediately when she sees his kitchen: ‘I am traumatised’

By Mar 3rd
NY woman stored her new adult toy in a ‘blue silken bag’ but was horrified when she realised why the bag felt important

By Mar 1st
LA woman shares her nightmarish experience working under her ice cream truck boss — but the boss is a 9-year-old and the owner is her fiancé

By Feb 27th
22yo marketing student claims she boycotts brands that show repetitive and intrusive ads and the Gen Z is marching right behind her: ‘I hold grudges’

By Feb 26th
Utah woman orders food delivery during a Lyft ride—unaware her driver was plotting something chilling

By Feb 24th
‘Girl WHAT’: Man with prosthetic legs jumps out of window at woman’s request but plot twist, he’s far from the victim

By Feb 23rd
Woman goes to Target for paper towels, leaves with a stranger’s baby and cops everywhere: ‘Don’t ever shop at Mission Valley’

By Feb 19th
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announces U.S. departure from the World Health Organisation and calls it ‘independence’

By Jan 26th
‘Big Microsoft Paint energy’: Trump’s Board of Peace logo is basically a recycled golden AI slop of the UN logo

By Jan 25th
‘Deserves a smack upside the hat’: Zelenskyy calls out one leader at Davos for ‘selling out European interests’’

By Jan 23rd
ICC arrest warrant sends Netanyahu into hiding as he skips the Davos World Economic Forum over Gaza war crimes

By Jan 22nd
‘Extraordinary absurdity’: Guess who just agreed to join Trump’s Board of Peace to rebuild Gaza? The man who destroyed Gaza

By Jan 21st
‘Greatest con artist’: Donald Trump’s ‘God Bless the USA’ Bibles were apparently made in China, and made him a $6.8 million profit

By Jan 20th
‘This guy is so dumb’: Eric Trump tried to celebrate Trump’s illegal boat strike using statistics, but it hilariously bit him in the back

By Jan 20th
After USDA’s Milk Mustache Trump, the White House posts an even weirder whole milk promotion

By Jan 19th
Katie Miller makes an ‘Extra ICE’ joke with her Starbucks, but the internet is one step ahead, as always

By Jan 19th