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Trump blames Obamacare for boosting big insurance stocks 1700%, only to roll out a plan that would make CEOs pop champagne bottles

By Dec 9th
‘Sorry Don, you got played’: Donald Trump melts down after Henry Cuellar announces Democratic campaign despite receiving his pardon

By Dec 9th
Marjorie Taylor Greene brags about ‘fighting’. Then people remind her she’s actually quitting

By Dec 9th
‘She hates Erika’: Candace Owens shares pre-texts of Charlie Kirk going on a date with a woman he was ‘in love with’

By Dec 9th
7 promises Trump fed you since taking office — only for them to sink faster than his 11 bankruptcies

By Dec 8th
‘Did the meme’: Donald Trump has renamed the Institute of Peace after himself, and people have the perfect meme to describe it

By Dec 4th
Trump again claims his staff has found $30 billion sitting on the mysterious ‘Tariff Shelf.’ Last time, it was $31 billion

By Dec 4th
Hardworking President Trump took another midday nap while Marco Rubio sang his praises sitting right beside

By Dec 4th
Pete Hegseth sacrificed a top Navy admiral to escape responsibility for the strike and bragged there’s no boats left to destroy now

By Dec 3rd
‘You kept the hurricanes away’: Kristi Noem declares Trump is God and credits him with stopping natural disasters

By Dec 3rd
Donald Trump is blaming a former president’s drug trafficking conviction on Joe Biden amid pardon controversy

By Dec 1st
‘Remigration now’: Kristi Noem pulls the classic Trump minion move. Ignore the tough questions and hope nobody notices

By Dec 1st
Trump is taking the unprecedented step of canceling 92% of Biden’s executive orders, based on flimsy Autopen claims

By Dec 1st
‘Not going to end well’: Marco Rubio warned us about Trump’s trap in 2016, but guess who’s now stuck in it

By Dec 1st
Narcissist much? Donald Trump wants to rebrand the Republican party as ‘Tpublican’ or ‘Tepublican’ after his own name

By Nov 30th
Katie Miller mocks Marjorie Taylor Greene over feud with Trump, says she has ‘main character syndrome’

By Nov 30th
‘That’s it. I want a King’: Laura Loomer dreams of fascism because it’s the only way someone like her could even pretend to matter

By Nov 28th
Sen. Mark Kelly is under investigation by the U.S. Dept. of War for a so-called ‘seditious’ video

By Nov 26th
Zero murders in D.C., according to Donnie Delusion. Meanwhile, the real number is 62.

By Nov 26th
Trump almost called the Thanksgiving turkeys ‘Chuck and Nancy’, but then realized he ‘would never pardon those two people’

By Nov 26th