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Mike Bloomberg Tried To Pay Fines So That Florida Felons Can Vote, Now Florida Might Investigate

By Jessica Mason Sep 25th
Bye Bye, Bloomberg!

By Jessica Mason Mar 4th
Never Forget, Mike Bloomberg Used Prison Labor for Campaign Calls but Doesn’t Think Felons Should Vote

By Vivian Kane Feb 24th
Michael Bloomberg Says He’ll Release (Some) Women From Their NDAs After All

By Vivian Kane Feb 21st
Bloomberg’s NDA Problem? Elizabeth Warren Has a Plan for That.

By Vivian Kane Feb 21st
Someone Leaked Mike Bloomberg’s Campaign Team NDA and It’s Just as Terrible as You’d Expect

By Vivian Kane Feb 20th
Elizabeth Warren Absolutely Devoured Everyone at Last Night’s Debate

By Vivian Kane Feb 20th
The View Fails to Take Michael Bloomberg to Task—Except Meghan McCain? God This Timeline

By Princess Weekes Feb 18th
Elizabeth Warren Illustrates Why Mike Bloomberg Should Be Freaking Terrified of Her

By Vivian Kane Feb 18th
Hold On, HOW Much Money Is Michael Bloomberg Spending on His Presidential Campaign?

By Vivian Kane Feb 17th
Michael Bloomberg Is Legitimately Dangerous

By Vivian Kane Feb 13th
Audio of Michael Bloomberg’s Defense of Stop and Frisk Shows Exactly Who He Is

By Jessica Mason Feb 11th
The DNC Reverses Debate Rules For Michael Bloombeg, But Not For People of Color

By Jessica Mason Jan 31st
Democratic Candidates Ask DNC to Change Debate Rules That Exclude Booker and Castro

By Jessica Mason Dec 15th
Donald Trump Bans Bloomberg Reporters From Campaign Rallies for Nonsense Reasons

By Vivian Kane Dec 2nd
Michael Bloomberg Announces Presidential Run. Great.

By Jessica Mason Nov 24th
Kevin Spacey Spoofs White House Correspondents’ Dinner With House of Nerds [Video]

By Glen Tickle Apr 28th