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The Unnecessary Heterosexuality of Jupiter Ascending

By Sep 8th
Ready Player One, Jupiter Ascending, and Whose Derivative Trash Fire Is Allowed to Burn in Glory

By Mar 15th
Jupiter Ascending, Fifty Shades of Grey, and Fantastic Four Earn Razzie Nominations

By Jan 13th
The Best of Channing Tatum’s AMA: His Buddy Chris Pratt, Frozen Poop, & His Favorite Care Bear

By Jun 18th
The Very Best Fictional Fashion: Things I Want to Wear for Real

By May 29th
The Honest Trailer for Jupiter Ascending Has All Your Hybrid Sad Space Dad Bee Marine Needs

By May 19th
Project Title For Peer Review: Canine-Human Hybrids Specialized for Military Tracking

By Apr 17th
This ’70s-Style Trailer Reimagines Jupiter Ascending As Cinderella 2000 And It’s As Flawless As The Film

By Apr 8th
The Ethics of Jupiter Ascending; or Why I Am Not a Vegetarian

By Mar 23rd
Things We Saw Today: Girls Can Be Firefighters Too In Empowering New Clothing Line

By Mar 3rd
Show The World How Much You Love Dogs With The Jupiter Ascending Three Wolf Moon Shirt

By Feb 25th
Review: Jupiter Ascending Is The Worst Movie Ever Go See It Immediately

By Feb 9th
10 Female-Directed Movies to Look Forward to in 2015

By Jan 12th
Hot Trailer: Mila Kunis Cries Shiny Moon Tears, Rihanna is a Snake Person in MoonQuake Lake

By Dec 15th
Studios Release New Mad Max, Goosebumps, and Jupiter Ascending Pics, Everything Is Bald Charlize Theron

By Jul 23rd
The New Trailer For Jupiter Ascending Is Here, And It’s Shiny

By Jun 30th
Warner Bros. Realizes “Hey, Jupiter Ascending Isn’t Ready Yet,” Pushes It Back to 2015

By Jun 4th
Your New Gambit Gets His Bleach Blonde Pointy Eared Space Elf On In New Jupiter Ascending Trailer

By May 21st
We Asked, You Answered: The Mary Sue Readers Sound Off The Summer Movies of 2014

By Apr 4th
New Jupiter Ascending Trailer Really Needs More Jupiter

By Mar 27th