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Texas Woman Buys Salmon From H-E-B. Then She Pokes It With a Fork and Something Starts Moving

By Ljeonida Mulabazi Jul 29th
Mom takes child to PetSmart for ‘low maintenance’ pet. Then she buys a betta fish—making everyone furious: ‘I hate when I have to agree with PETA’

By Braden Bjella Apr 9th
Woman gets ahi tuna from Costco. She really should have read the package first: ‘This is my worst nightmare’

By Rebekah Harding Feb 7th
‘Petco what the actual hell?’: Woman goes to the fish aisle at Petco. Then she sees something disturbing happened to one of the fish

By Ljeonida Mulabazi Jan 14th
‘How are we in 2025 and people don’t know this’: Costco customer buys fresh Alaskan sockeye salmon. Then she notices something after the 1-hour drive home

By Claire Goforth Aug 15th
May We All Be as Pumped About Nature as This Man Is About a Sunfish

By Carolyn Cox Sep 24th
This Is A New Species of Fish Legitimately Named After Star Wars’ Greedo

By Sam Maggs Feb 9th
Let a Lady From the Museum Of Natural History Tell You How to Preserve Prehistoric Fish for Scientific Posterity

By Victoria McNally Jan 16th
Things We Saw Today: Danny Brown Is Writing A Book About Self-Esteem In Black Girls

By Sam Maggs Jan 6th
Dorkly Presents a Quidditch Pitch Aquarium and 15 Other Nerdy Homes for Fish

By Carolyn Cox Dec 4th
According to Scientists, Sex Was Invented In Scotland

By Victoria McNally Oct 20th
Successful Brain Surgery Performed On 10-Year-Old Goldfish Named George

By Carolyn Cox Sep 17th
Fish Cannon Does Exactly What You Think It Does, But Probably For a Better Reason

By Glen Tickle Aug 13th
Fish Communicate Via Farts, Nature is Truly a Beautiful Thing

By Carolyn Cox May 26th
Male Guppy Sperm Actually Travels Faster In The Prescence of Their Sisters

By Victoria McNally May 7th
Someone Built a Goldfish a Robot Body. Great, One More Apocalypse to Worry About

By Dan Van Winkle Feb 10th
Video of Flying Tigerfish Proves They Are as Scary as They Sound

By Carolyn Cox Jan 14th
The “Testicle-Biting Fish” Has Been Spotted Again, This Time In New Jersey

By Victoria McNally Sep 25th
Just Like a Lot of Humans, Coelacanths are Mostly Monogamous and Don’t Mate With Relatives

By Victoria McNally Sep 19th
Something Rotten In the State of Denmark: Testicle-Biting Fish Reportedly On The Rise

By Victoria McNally Aug 13th