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Alabama hairdresser circulated a girl’s picture in her group chat for stealing from a hair store, and suddenly gets a Facebook text: ‘Am I messy?’

By Apr 15th
Kansas woman finds out about her date’s pawn shop heist. Then, it spirals into billionaire parents and basement bunk beds story: ‘how do I bring it up’

By Apr 10th
Texas officials who targeted a journalist just got a response from the Supreme Court that will change how the First Amendment works for everyone

By Mar 24th
Meta’s VR Metaverse Shutting Down: Here’s why it was doomed from the start

By Mar 19th
‘I have been cursed’: Woman’s Facebook roommate plays a creepy lullaby in the morning. Then she finds out the house was set to burn

By Feb 17th
‘This is actually refreshing’: South Carolina woman starts dating man whom she notices is married on Facebook. It goes well at first

By Aug 20th
‘I just know the staff had a team meeting after this’: Woman tries to buy rope at Home Depot while crying. Then a worker intervenes

By May 10th
‘Sewer of hatred and misinformation’: John Oliver digs at Facebook’s new policy on content moderation

By Feb 25th
Meta under fire for shadow-banning Democratic politicians and news, auto-following Trump

By Jan 21st
‘PLOT AGAINST THE PRESIDENT’: Trump’s rage over Mark Zuckerberg unsurprisingly forgotten after dinner together

By Dec 4th
‘Bluey’ Dad Facebook Group Demonstrates the Show’s Positive Impact on Men

By Jun 18th
‘Acrimony 2’ Poster Gets Hardcore Fans Excited—If Only It Were Real

By Dec 28th
Why Is This Famed Feminist Facebook Group Shutting Down?

By Mar 17th
Mark Zuckerberg Saw Elon Musk Ruining Twitter and Said ‘Hold My Beer’

By Feb 21st
After Two Years of Blissful Silence, Facebook and Instagram Are Reinstating Trump

By Jan 27th
Do You Need to Know if Facebook Is Down? Here’s a Quick Way to Troubleshoot

By Apr 28th
New Alternative Social Media App (BeReal) Built To Avoid Worst Issues on Instagram, Etc.

By Apr 26th
“You Can’t Put That on Me”: Facebook Exec Says “Individual Humans” Are To Blame for Misinformation, Not the Platform

By Dec 15th
Internet Dunks on Facebook for Prioritizing “Meta” Virtual Reality Rebranding Over Safety

By Oct 29th
Things We Saw Today: Facebook Ignores Problems, Rebrands Itself as “Meta”

By Oct 28th