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‘Deliberate sabotage’: DOGE purges and allegedly cancels leases of agency responsible for weather prediction

By Rachel Ulatowski Mar 4th
Fox News props up wild new theory that Democrats are trying to kill cursive so the Constitution is illegible

By Will Kennedy Mar 3rd
Definitely don’t re-share this video that Elon Musk and JD Vance want erased from the internet

By Christian Bone Mar 3rd
To no surprise, Elon Musk admits that his productivity email wasn’t legit at all

By Sarah Fimm Feb 27th
The White House can’t answer one crucial question according to a late-night TV host

By Sarah Fimm Feb 26th
‘We will make mistakes’: Elon Musk casually admits DOGE ‘accidentally’ canceled Ebola prevention

By Rachel Ulatowski Feb 26th
In other news, DOGE team nopes out of Elon Musk’s public service overhaul

By Sarah Fimm Feb 26th
Trump wants a ‘merit-based’ society, so he appointed people with no merit and little experience

By Sarah Fimm Feb 25th
MAGAs mock Wisconsin’s gender-neutral terms in hateful transgender attack

By Rachel Leishman Feb 25th
Elon Musk’s Starlink inks new contract with FAA days after he laid off FAA staff

By Rachel Ulatowski Feb 25th
Elon Musk’s controversial politics are torn apart by a scathing mock Tesla ad

By Rachel Leishman Feb 24th
Elon Musk’s hypothetical DOGE stimulus checks will be ‘symbolic’ and exclude low-income Americans

By Rachel Ulatowski Feb 24th
‘Tweeted 1,782 times’: X users troll Elon Musk after he makes a startling federal employee demand

By Rachel Ulatowski Feb 24th
‘The first act of resistance’: NSFW Donald Trump and Elon Musk AI photo displayed in U.S. HUD hack

By Rachel Ulatowski Feb 24th
‘Cringe AF’: Elon Musk’s CPAC stunt is torn apart by the internet

By Vanessa Esguerra Feb 23rd
‘Entitlements’: Is Elon Musk saying he’d slash 500 billion dollars spent on programs like Social Security and Medicare?

By Rachel Leishman Feb 21st
‘Very, very bad’: Trump’s job-cutting is outlining a potentially grave future for the United States, economists warn

By Rachel Leishman Feb 21st
‘This is urgent, Elon’: Grimes is now using X to plead with Elon Musk for the wellbeing of their son

By Sarah Barrett Feb 21st
‘It’s straight up extortion’: Elon Musk allegedly threatened advertisers to spend more money on X or face government retaliation

By Rachel Ulatowski Feb 21st
‘While the billionaires laugh’: Donald Trump supporters really think Elon Musk is going to give them all $5K

By Rachel Ulatowski Feb 20th