Daenerys having three dragons is one of the main reasons I'm hooked on Game of Thrones so pardon me while I take a look back at their evolution while looking ahead to the BIG things to come from them in Season 5.

Game of Thrones: A Telltale Games Series, Episode Three: "The Sword in the Darkness," is close. So close you could almost feel the heat.

Cat dragons. Cat. Dragons. Cat dragons. Know your audience like Bob's Burgers does, folks, and you cannot fail.

The Smithsonian Channel has released this video, whose narration begins "Dragons, according to lore, grow up to 85 feet long with a wingspan of 170 feet, fly up to 80 miles per hour, and spit fire at 6330 degrees Fahrenheit." But the lore they're drawing on can't possibly be award winning documentary Reign of Fire, because then they would know that it takes at least five men, a gold axe, an explosive crossbow, and Matthew McConaughey to bring down a dragon.

Dark Horses' growing Game of Thrones figure collection has always been pretty incredible. But one question keeps nagging at us—where are our dragons? Calm down, nerds, they're right here. Well, one of them, anyway. Also, he's very expensive. But oooooh, look at him!

Among other things, Smaug also believes that his negative portrayal in the media is due to a liberal Hollywood bias, calls out the dragon triplets from Game of Thrones, invokes the Stand Your Ground law while defending his attempted murder of Bilbo Baggins, corrects Colbert's pronunciation of his name, and calls Benedict Cumberbatch a hack. What a most specially greedy, strong and wicked worm.

Prosopometamorphopsia is a neurological condition that leads to a distorted perception of people's faces. You can get it from taking crazy drugs, after a stroke, or from a tumor—or in one woman's case, you can get it just by being alive and then suddenly, everyone's faces are dragons.

Dragons... dinosaurs... same thing.

It's the afternoon of a Friday Halloween, my friend. You owe yourself some dog time.

OH AND DID I MENTION TAURIEL?!???

Pin up Ursula and Maleficent?!

TAMORA PIERCE, HOLLYWOOD!

Are you bored by dinosaurs? Then you're in luck, my jaded friend: according to a new study published recently in ZooKeys, the Earth used to be ruled by Azhdarchidan pterosaurs--massive, toothless winged creatures named from the Persian word for dragon. Heck yeah.

Yup, pretty sure that's three folks dressed as Daenerys' dragons - Rhaegal, Drogon, and Viserion. My Targaryen heart!! Take a look at some more fantastic cosplay to come out of San Diego Comic-Con 2014!

Wouldn't it be cool to own a dragon? Well duh, of course it would be. It's a dragon. But as Dorkly notes in this comic, sometimes fictional pets are like communism: a really good idea on paper, but then you try it out in real life and it sets fire to your belongings and all the surrounding villages. Wait, communism did that too, right?

Mittie Paul's art explores dragons that hoard "out of financial anxiety and whatnot."

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