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‘Trump Derangement Syndrome is a serious disease’: Marjorie Taylor Greene complains about Democrats despite MAGAs ‘pitching temper tantrums’ for four years

By Feb 26th
In other news, DOGE team nopes out of Elon Musk’s public service overhaul

By Feb 26th
‘Entitlements’: Is Elon Musk saying he’d slash 500 billion dollars spent on programs like Social Security and Medicare?

By Feb 21st
‘A clear conflict of interest’: President Trump condemns government corruption but ignores Elon Musk’s issues

By Feb 20th
‘They need to be more cautious’: USDA scrambles to rehire officials working on bird flu outbreak after DOGE terminated them

By Feb 19th
Zachary Levi begs Elon Musk to spare the ‘good people’ working in government amid DOGE purge

By Feb 18th
‘Not an employee’: LOL, Elon Musk isn’t in charge of DOGE after all

By Feb 18th
‘They got your data’: Former RNC chair rails against Elon Musk’s unchecked power with DOGE

By Feb 18th
‘This is DOGE country’: Fake DOGE employees attempted to infiltrate San Francisco Sheriff’s Office

By Feb 17th
‘We shouldn’t reward journalists who attempt to destroy people’: JD Vance goes after the free press following DOGE controversy

By Feb 14th
‘They get it very easily’: Trump confirms DOGE has access to Americans’ sensitive information

By Feb 12th
‘The American people deserve answers and accountability’: Elon Musk’s government role is investigated by one persistent senator

By Feb 11th
‘What could possibly go wrong?’: 19-year-old DOGE worker and alleged leaker made ‘senior advisor’ in State Department

By Feb 11th
‘We’re gonna go after that’: DOGE Oversight Committee takes aim at the Department of Education

By Feb 11th
‘Where’s DOGE?’: DOGE silent as Donald Trump racks up alleged $15 – $20 million Super Bowl bill

By Feb 10th
‘ELON IS ALLOWED IN’: Americans express panic over Elon Musk’s alleged Department of Education access

By Feb 8th
‘Bring him back’: JD Vance wants to rehire 25-year-DOGE employee who promoted racism and eugenics last year

By Feb 7th
‘I was racist before it was cool’: DOGE worker who had access to Treasury pay systems resigns over racist posts

By Feb 7th
‘The DOGE Team is rebelling against this:’ DOGE fan gets dunked on for coming for a Laura Dern character

By Feb 6th
‘Wtf is a special government employee?’: Elon Musk’s sketchy new role in the White House is stirring up concern

By Feb 5th