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‘He literally thinks everyone is as ignorant as he is’: Donald Trump is rewriting history to claim Greenland, and it doesn’t get worse than this

By Jan 22nd
‘Probably needed a drink too’: Ministers of Denmark and Greenland took a public smoke break after listening to Rubio and Vance’s bullshit

By Jan 16th
Oops! Trump wants Greenland, but Greenland does not want Trump or the United States

By Jan 14th
Denmark will be adopting a strict ‘shoot first’ approach if Trump attacks Greenland

By Jan 11th
Fox News’ Jesse Watters wants to ‘burn bridges’ with Denmark for a pointless reason

By Apr 3rd
After spending weeks threatening to seize Greenland, the U.S. government has the gall to ask Denmark for help in ‘egg crisis’

By Mar 14th
‘Our country needs it’: Trump suggests a Greenland invasion, taking it away from Denmark

By Jan 8th
‘Tariff Denmark at a very high level’: Donald Trump’s latest economic threats pivot around Greenland obsession

By Jan 7th
There’s a Danish Kid’s Show About a Man With a Massively Long Penis. What? Why?

By Jan 8th
Feminism Around the World: Countries the U.S. Lags Behind Regarding Transgender Rights

By Feb 23rd
Chemical Pollution Might Be Weakening Polar Bear Penises

By Jan 28th
I Guess No One Told Hamlet: Danish DNA May Hold The Secret To Happiness

By Jul 17th
Gus Fring Appeared on @Midnight to Talk About “Doing It” for Denmark

By Apr 29th
Insane “Do It for Denmark” Commercial Offers Ovulation Discount to Travelers

By Mar 27th
Another Danish Zoo Planning To Kill Another Giraffe Named Marius

By Feb 13th
Tensions Rise In Heated Danish Cinnamon Roll Fight

By Jan 10th
Something Rotten In the State of Denmark: Testicle-Biting Fish Reportedly On The Rise

By Aug 13th
Here We Go Again: 15-Year Study Shows No Link Between Cancer and Cellphones

By Oct 22nd
Danish Mail to Trade Stamps for Text Messages

By Mar 10th
Flashmob Gives Danish Bus Driver the Bestest Birthday Ever

By May 21st