Holy mother of everything, what did I just witness?Read More
Make Grk'Urr'Akk proud!
These Star Wars-inspired Tusken Raider Cookies are made out of easy vanilla madeleine cookies and creamy peanut butter frosting. Cute chocolate chip eyes and a chocolate mouth make these guys a little more adorable and a lot less menacing!Read More
Do you want free cookies? Yes. The answer is yes. And now, with the Girl Scouts' #OneMoreBite photo challenge, you could get a year's supply of your favorite varieties.Read More
Dat branding dough.
Intimidated by financial transactions with children, but find getting your annual haul of Girl Scout cookies off the Internet a little too impersonal? You're in luck! Wicked Cool Toys has just the thing to help you lean in to your Thin Mint habit from the comfort of your own home.Read More
Get extra pumped, Celiac disease-havers and/or trendy food diet types! They're gluten-free!Read More
I DONT NEED FEMINISM BECUZ WE ALREADY HAVE LADY FINGERS? WEAR R FINGER COOKIES 4 MENZ?
I can actually understand where one anonymous mom was coming from when she delivered an assortment of frosted vagina cookies to her child's second grade class earlier this month. It's her encore I'm less convinced by.Read More
If these taste remotely like rootbeer I'm calling shenanigans.
Someone alerted us to these cookies via e-mail, but there's no confirmation yet from Nabisco if this package is real or just photoshopped by someone with a Mirror of Erised.Read More
Oh, we also talk about bee stings and scrotums, but it's mostly cookie talk.
The fundamental question of this week's podcast is "Does adding chocolate to something fundamentally change its orientation?" At least I thought it was. The rest of Team Geekosystem was just excited I brought cookies.Read More
No cookies for you!
Honeymaid's "This Is Wholesome" ad campaign for graham crackers included same-sex parents and biracial and military families. Sadly, a bunch of people who do not deserve cookies launched a letter writing campaign informing Nabisco of their inexplicable disgust. Nabisco's reply was heartwarming and priceless.Read More
Keebler, you just have elves. Go home.
I didn't think I needed a robot in my life that would jump out of boxes and alert me to twitter trends while making customized Oreos. But then I watched this video.Read More
om nom nom
MATH, I said MATH. And anyway, you cook... never mind. Mathy-lady ViHart got together with mathy friends Andrea Hawksley, and Gwen and Ruth Fisher, and tried to make shortbread cookies without demonstrating any higher geometry concepts. They failed, but it was a delicious failure.Read More
Things We Saw Today
Things We Saw Today
Yes, this is a picture of empty boxes. No, YOU ate all the cookies.
OREO is expanding their flavors with two new faces: "Marshmallow Crispy" and "Cookie Dough." The cookies hit shelves in February, but we got some sample boxes (that are gone now) from OREO, and you can too! We'll tell you how, because we know everyone digs cookies.Read More