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‘Shiny Happy People’ Reveals Who the Real Predators Are

By Julia Glassman Jun 8th
Forget the Anti-Trans Bigots, Target. Bring On the Tuck-Friendly Swimsuit!

By Ana Valens May 23rd
‘Elite’ Couple ‘Breeding To Save the World’ Becomes an Instant Meme

By Rachel Leishman Apr 21st
Conservative Op-Ed Compares Trump To Dracula … In a Good Way

By Kate Hudson Apr 20th
Finally, a Beer for People Who Like Kid Rock and Overpriced Horse Piss

By Sarah Fimm Apr 14th
Ben Shapiro Should Really Be More Embarrassed To Admit He Doesn’t Know How To Do Laundry

By Kate Hudson Mar 22nd
Conservative Author Goes Full Deer in Headlights When Pressed To Define ‘Woke’

By Erika Wittekind Mar 17th
Right-Wing Pundits Are Seriously Trying To Claim Silicon Valley Bank Collapsed Because It Was Too ‘Woke’

By Kate Hudson Mar 14th
Male Fragility Strikes Again: AOC Doesn’t Owe Anything to This Whiny Man-Baby Suing Her

By Kate Hudson Mar 13th
Elon Musk’s Twitter Restores the Worst Extremists’ Accounts While He Whines About Fleeing Advertisers

By Kimberly Terasaki Nov 28th
Evangelicals Pretend to Suddenly Discover How Awful Trump Is

By Julia Glassman Nov 18th
Texas’ Dystopian Child Identification Kits Are Just Scaring People

By Kimberly Terasaki Oct 20th
Conservative Whines About ‘Christian Pride Month,’ Forgetting Christmas Exists

By Julia Glassman Jun 29th
Oreo’s New Pride Campaign Has Broken Conservatives’ Brains

By Chelsea Steiner Apr 5th
No One Believes Clarence Thomas or the Supreme Court Could Be ‘Apolitical’ While Ginni Thomas Was Out Fighting for Trump

By Vivian Kane Mar 25th
Reporter Bizarrely Seems To Blame Joe Biden for Spread of “Let’s Go Brandon”

By Vivian Kane Nov 12th
Insufferable Man Writes Essay Whining About Women Who Won’t Date Him

By Chelsea Steiner Sep 27th
You Cannot Convince Me This Right-Wing Gen Z Streaming Service Is a Real Thing

By Vivian Kane Sep 23rd
You Can Tell CPAC Is Happening Because “Horrifying” Is Trending Online

By Vivian Kane Jul 12th
Conservatives Are Pretending “Cancel Culture” Is a Brand New Thing That They Didn’t Invent Themselves

By Vivian Kane Mar 5th