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‘Shiny Happy People’ Reveals Who the Real Predators Are

By Jun 8th
Forget the Anti-Trans Bigots, Target. Bring On the Tuck-Friendly Swimsuit!

By May 23rd
‘Elite’ Couple ‘Breeding To Save the World’ Becomes an Instant Meme

By Apr 21st
Conservative Op-Ed Compares Trump To Dracula … In a Good Way

By Apr 20th
Finally, a Beer for People Who Like Kid Rock and Overpriced Horse Piss

By Apr 14th
Ben Shapiro Should Really Be More Embarrassed To Admit He Doesn’t Know How To Do Laundry

By Mar 22nd
Conservative Author Goes Full Deer in Headlights When Pressed To Define ‘Woke’

By Mar 17th
Right-Wing Pundits Are Seriously Trying To Claim Silicon Valley Bank Collapsed Because It Was Too ‘Woke’

By Mar 14th
Male Fragility Strikes Again: AOC Doesn’t Owe Anything to This Whiny Man-Baby Suing Her

By Mar 13th
Elon Musk’s Twitter Restores the Worst Extremists’ Accounts While He Whines About Fleeing Advertisers

By Nov 28th
Evangelicals Pretend to Suddenly Discover How Awful Trump Is

By Nov 18th
Texas’ Dystopian Child Identification Kits Are Just Scaring People

By Oct 20th
Conservative Whines About ‘Christian Pride Month,’ Forgetting Christmas Exists

By Jun 29th
Oreo’s New Pride Campaign Has Broken Conservatives’ Brains

By Apr 5th
No One Believes Clarence Thomas or the Supreme Court Could Be ‘Apolitical’ While Ginni Thomas Was Out Fighting for Trump

By Mar 25th
Reporter Bizarrely Seems To Blame Joe Biden for Spread of “Let’s Go Brandon”

By Nov 12th
Insufferable Man Writes Essay Whining About Women Who Won’t Date Him

By Sep 27th
You Cannot Convince Me This Right-Wing Gen Z Streaming Service Is a Real Thing

By Sep 23rd
You Can Tell CPAC Is Happening Because “Horrifying” Is Trending Online

By Jul 12th
Conservatives Are Pretending “Cancel Culture” Is a Brand New Thing That They Didn’t Invent Themselves

By Mar 5th