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‘Oreos too’: Utah man bites into Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup. Then he notices something different

By Nov 12th
‘I am irritated’: Walmart customer buys Reese’s Halloween candy. Then she bites into it

By Sep 8th
‘I feel like I got scammed’: Woman buys a $2 Kit-Kat from a Dollar Store. Then she takes a closer look at the packaging after it tasted weird

By Aug 22nd
‘Really did me dirty’: Minnesota woman orders the new Dubai brownie from Crumbl for her birthday. Then she opens up the container

By Aug 21st
‘I threw ours out just now!’: Woman bites into chocolate-covered raisin from Trader Joe’s. Then she tastes something unexpected

By May 13th
So Long as There Are Porg-Shaped Chocolates in the World, Romance Can Never Die

By Feb 16th
Introducing Ruby Chocolate: The Sweet That Proves Just How Much of a Girly-Girl I Am

By Sep 8th
Things We Saw Today: Sailor Moon’s Transformation Scene Works Well on Ice

By Nov 22nd
Things We Saw Today: Celebrate Easter With This Chocolate Benedict Cumberbunny

By Mar 5th
Benedict #Chocobatch Gets Eaten in a UK Shopping Mall

By Apr 8th
Things We Saw Today: Here is a Chocolate Benedict Cumberbatch, What a Time to Be Alive

By Apr 2nd
Obviously We Are Dead And This Is Heaven, Reese’s Now Comes In Spreadable Form

By Nov 7th
Thank You, Hera: Science May Have Fixed Nutella’s Supply/Demand Problem

By Sep 18th
Frequent Misspelling Of “Suites” Prompts Retailer To Offer Solid-Chocolate Bathroom Set

By Aug 20th
Feast on the Skulls of Your Candy Enemies With Anatomically Correct Chocolate Skulls

By Jul 7th
Breaking News: Digestive Biscuits Have Chocolate On The Bottom, Not the Top

By Mar 28th
Mars Bar Inc. Studying the Life Saving Benefits of “Chocolate Pills”

By Mar 17th
Things We Saw Today: Peter Catpaldi

By Feb 13th
Oompa Loompa Doopity Docolate, Scientists Can Now Authenticate Premium Chocolate

By Jan 15th
Hungry? Here, Have Some Chocolate Buttholes

By Jan 9th