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White House Claims the Reflecting Pool Is Pristine, but Residents Are Seeing Something Entirely Different

By Terrina Jairaj Jun 21st
The CDC says America’s sleep crisis is getting worse. So travelers are checking into retreats run by ‘dream experts’

By Terrina Jairaj May 15th
Trump says the hantavirus outbreak is ‘under control’ but the CDC’s emergency response tells a different story

By Terrina Jairaj May 11th
‘Deathly serious’: Scientist begs public to take ‘zombie deer’ outbreak seriously

By David James Mar 20th
‘Going to get us all killed’: Trump senselessly demands all U.S. public health officials end WHO communications immediately

By Laura Pollacco Jan 28th
‘What the actual f—?’: Trump destroyed by the internet for ordering CDC, FDA to stop public communication

By Sarah Fimm Jan 23rd
‘The whole country is cooked’: Trump orders health agencies to stop communicating with public

By Rachel Leishman Jan 22nd
‘That’s Donald’s spooge’: Y’all, after blowing cars to bits, Marjorie Taylor Greene reveals her top-secret tonic for that ‘Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body’

By Vanessa Esguerra Oct 7th
Woah, the Monkeypox CDC Guidelines Are *Kinky*

By Ana Valens Aug 25th
The CDC Basically Just Said You’re on Your Own Now

By Vivian Kane Aug 12th
Love Riddles? The CDC’s New Guidance on COVID-19 Isolation Is for You

By Vivian Kane Jan 5th
Twitter, as Always, Is My Saving Grace After the CDC Announced Shorter Isolation Guidelines for COVID

By Briana Lawrence Dec 28th
The CDC Is Once Again Recommending That Everyone Wear Masks in Public to Stop COVID-19

By Rachel Leishman Jul 27th
Everyone’s Got Strong Feelings About the CDC Saying Vaccinated People Can Go Maskless

By Rachel Leishman May 14th
CDC Director Feels “Impending Doom” in Premature Attempts to Move Past the Pandemic

By Lyra Hale Mar 29th
Trump Blocks the CDC From Testifying at School Reopening Hearings

By Chelsea Steiner Jul 18th
Former Heads of the CDC Pen Scathing Open Letter to Trump

By Chelsea Steiner Jul 14th
The Biggest Hurdle to the US Coronavirus Response: Lack of Testing

By Jessica Mason Mar 6th
Coronavirus Is a Spotlight on How Trump Has Endangered America

By Jessica Mason Feb 25th
CDC Reportedly Banned from Using the Words “Science-Based,” “Diversity,” “Fetus,” and “Transgender”

By Marykate Jasper Dec 16th