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40,000 Pounds of Beer Missing After Heist, ‘You Have Exactly 18 Days and 44 Minutes to Return Our Truckload of Beer’

By Misty Layne Aug 31st
Miami Woman Boards Her First Ryanair Flight. At 30,000 ft, the Plane Turns Into Nightclub As Passengers Drink, Strip, and Dance: ‘The Loudest Flight’

By Terrina Jairaj Aug 8th
Man goes to Total Wine & More for a beer keg. Then he sees what it costs these days: ‘You’ll get your deposit back’

By Tiffanie Drayton Jul 27th
NYC woman’s blind date arrives 40 minutes late, then after a successful brunch and two rounds of beer, he says he’s into ‘artsy pixie girls’

By Sanchari Ghosh May 6th
Gas station worker roasts girls who come in and buy ‘non-cute’ beer. Then he reveals the brands they go for: ‘God forbid a girl drinks a mich ultra’

By Rebekah Harding Mar 7th
‘You didn’t even say hello’: Woman orders Coors Light at bar in Boston. Then she sees the 20% automatic tip on her bill

By Rebekah Harding Aug 1st
Ted Cruz Is Being a Drama Queen Over Two Beers

By Kate Hudson Aug 31st
Bud Light’s Response to Transphobic Backlash Was Apparently Even Worse Behind the Scenes

By Brooke Pollock Jul 5th
How Much Did the History of Beer Have to Do With … Witches?

By Jessica Mason Mar 12th
Crack Open Some Magical Elysian IPAs for #IPAday

By Charline Jao Aug 3rd
This “Beer for Her” Is the Worst Gendered Marketing Since the Last Gendered Marketing

By Vivian Kane Jul 19th
Things We Saw Today: Stranger Things’ Baby Eleven Loves Her Eggos

By Jessica Lachenal Aug 24th
[VIDEO] TMS Defends Beer at Brooklyn Brewery with This Year’s Defender IPA

By Charline Jao Aug 24th
Brewdog Develops “World’s First Transgender Beer,” Completely Missing the Point of Everything Forever

By Jessica Lachenal Nov 4th
Things We Saw Today: A DC Bombshells Harley Quinn Print

By Carolyn Cox Aug 28th
Muggle Consolation Prize! Unofficial Quidditch Beer Pong Sets Now Available

By Carolyn Cox May 1st
Ommegang’s Latest Game of Thrones Beer Is Much Better Than Paste

By Jill Pantozzi Apr 10th
Monday Cute: Wallace the Beer Rabbit Pushing His Beer Cart

By Carolyn Cox Feb 2nd
Things We Saw Today: Your Christmas Tree is Big, You Say?

By Carolyn Cox Dec 25th
Things We Saw Today: Say Goodbye to Your Taste Buds, Sriracha Beer Is Here

By Carolyn Cox Dec 3rd