Things We Saw Today: Say Goodbye to Your Taste Buds, Sriracha Beer Is Here

Remember earlier this year, when we were all hoarding our hot sauce in anticipation of the Great Sriracha Famine? Considering there’s now enough spicy goodness available to support production of Rogue Ales’ new “Sriracha Stout,” we may have overreacted. (Via Laughing Squid)

• What  does “One Size Fits All” clothing actually look like on different body types? (Via Buzzfeed)
• Jason Ralph (Aquarius) and Sosie Bacon (The Closer) have been cast as the stars of Syfy’s The Magicians adaptation. (Via Blastr)

A tutorial on how to make that classic Hoth holiday dish, baked potauntaun! (Via Boing Boing)

• Yeesh! Prestige author Christopher Priest has called Christopher Nolan’s Dark Knight trilogy “shallow” and “badly written.” *Tugs nervously at turtleneck.* (Via The Hollywood Reporter)
• Harvard researchers have successfully created pain in a petri dish (so to speak). Sorry, cans of whoop ass, you’ve been made redundant! (Via Geek.com)

Resistance is futile. (Via FashionablyGeek)

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