comScore Apes | The Mary Sue
The Mary Sue


Dawn of the Planet of the Apes Trailer Is Here, Get Ready to Feel Some Ape Feels

Gee, I hope we win!

The trailer for Dawn of the Planet of the Apes is online, and looks incredible. Set years after the last movie, Dawn appears to tell the story of a war between humans and apes. Given the original movies, we're guessing it doesn't end well for humans. It also seems to have an actual story grounded in emotions, both human and ape.

Read More

Research Suggests Altruism Doesn’t Exist, At Least in Humans and Primates

Monkeys keep tabs on who owes them something, and you don't want to be in monkey-debt.

Sharing is caring, but you're lying if you say you don't expect something in return, and science knows it. Researchers looked at 32 studies of primates and human foragers, and the evidence points to the fact that when sharing food, we want something out of it. Ass, gas, or bananas. Nobody rides for free.

Read More

Apes Apparently Use The Breaststroke While Swimming Just Like We Do

Motion capture for the new Donkey Kong Country game?

On TV and in movies, you can see various types of primates doing all kinds of athletic things like climbing trees, swinging from vines, even playing hockey. But swimming? That's pretty rare, but it happens.. Allow Cooper the chimpanzee and Suryia the orangutan to demonstrate their swimming technique for you.

Read More

German Researchers Building Robotic Ape, Robot Apocalypse and Planet of the Apes No Longer Mutually Exclusive

Why build a robotic ape, we ask? Why not, responds science!

Why, you might ask, would anyone build a robotic version of an ape? Is this something the world really needs? Researchers at the German Research Center for Artificial Intelligence presumably think so, which is why they built this "ape-like robotic system" that moves just like an ape. While we still couldn't tell you why the world needs a robot ape -- after all, there are already plenty of things that give Associate Editor Glen Tickle nightmares -- the thing is pretty impressive, aping the movements of an...ape with uncanny precision and making the rest of us kind of nervous.

Read More

Rise of the Planet of the Apes? Monkey Mob Attacks Indonesian Town, Injuring Seven People

In a scene straight out of a horror movie, a mob of wild monkeys emerged from a forest in Indonesia and rampaged through a nearby village, leaving seven villagers injured, including one 16-year-old boy in critical condition after being badly bitten. Details on exactly what kind of monkeys made up the mob or what could have motivated them to attack are scarce, and it's not known yet if the primates are hyper-intelligent test subjects recently escaped from a shadowy government lab -- or just a bunch of jerks.

Read More

Utterly Badass Orangutan Survives Being Shot More Than 100 Times With Air Rifle

Aan, an orangutan found in the Indonesian province of Central Kalimantan, is stepping back from death's door and recovering nicely after being found shot more than 100 times with an air rifle. Aan was found earlier this month with 37 pellet wounds to the head and another 67 in the body including pellets lodged in the heart and lung. While the wounds have taken Aan's left eye, the orangutan, who is being cared for in a Borneo rehabilitation center, is now expected to survive.

Read More

© 2018 The Mary Sue, LLC | About Us | Advertise | Subscription FAQ | Privacy | User Agreement | Disclaimer | Contact | RSS RSS
Dan Abrams, Founder

  1. Mediaite
  2. The Mary Sue
  3. RunwayRiot
  4. LawNewz
  5. Gossip Cop