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Double sword, better for killing things with. Jill: What exactly are you smithing there, blacksmith?
Rebecca: Red hot pokers to jam into the hearts of fans, surely.
Someone Needs a Chaperone Jill: Remember your vows, Sam!! Stick them with the pointy end. Rebecca: Jaime, did you use that sword to give yourself that awful new haircut? Welcome...to Medieval Times! Jill: This was a particularly revealing bit for book readers. Jaime is getting non-dominant hand training in with Bronn, who, as you probably know, can speak.
Rebecca: And who, as we know from elsewhere in this video, claims
Kit Harington Jon Snow as his biggest fan. It's not the best endorsement. That guy knows nothing. Giants are real. Jill: Good. Lord.
Rebecca: *hides under her desk*
Newlyweds Jill: Hold on, there's something in my eye.
Rebecca: Why did
I Want to Break Free start running through my head? Are you telling me Westeros isn't real?! Jill: I just thought this 3-shot was great.
Rebecca: Is the one on the left Podrick the Sex Godrick?
Jill: Oh you know him, too?
Watch out, Tyrion Rebecca: You can see the smugness on Cersei's face, and her head's less than half an inch high. Oh, Lena. Nice to meet you. Jill: My name is Oberyn Martell. Prepare to die.
Rebecca: I'm just ignoring the beard and focusing on the rest of it.
Get a room. Or don't. Jill: Guh. I just...GUH. This scene was only 2 seconds but it made me all tingly. I can't imagine what the episodes with them will be like.
The official song of Oberyn Martell and Ellaria Sand.
Jill: Stop it, Rebecca, you're ruining my day dream.
Joffrey?! Jill: Best reaction ever.
Rebecca: This screenshot needs a meme.
'I can't believe I share genetic material with this kid' Jill: Jaime perfecting the art of "don't call your son, the King, a doofus."
Rebecca: Slap him. Everyone else has.
Jill: Oh man, I really hope that happens.
Imagine if Prince was on Game of Thrones. Jill: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *breathe*
Rebecca: Now I'm imagining a Cersei/Jaime fanvid set to "When Doves Cry," so thank you for that, Jill.
Jill: You're very welcome.
Introducing, Mr. and Mrs. Buttface Jill: I hope I'm not that pissed off at my wedding.
Rebecca: Margaery, on the other hand, looks
Jill: I bet it was the lobster bisque.
Mrs. Buttface Jill: DAT CROWN.
Queen Buttface to you. Bow down. Someone's been playing Minecraft Rebecca: WHERE. ARE. THE DRAGONS?! Not King's Landing, but not bad Rebecca: If someone doesn't get pitched down those stairs I will be severely disappointed.
Jill: Oh you know Barristan Selmy is down for throwing insolent pests.
Remember when... Jill: Aww, baby pictures! Listen here. Jill: Oh, Joffrey. Pointing your stupid finger at dear old dad is not a good idea.
Rebecca: "But... but isn't he my uncle?...GRARRRRRGH."
Jon, Looking Cheerful Rebecca: Well, cheerful for him. Season three really sucked for him. Maybe this year everything will turn around! *cackles behind her copy of A Feast For Crows* Gwendoline Christie is a God. Rebecca: Pictured: Gwendoline Christie laughing her ass of as she recalls the time Brienne bit a dude's ear off.
Jill: She's insane, and I love her for it. We really need to get an interview with her. Or just like, hang out.
'Allll byyyyy myyyselffff...' Jill: As bedrooms go, not too shabby.
Rebecca: The decor could use some livening up.
Jill: You'd think she'd wear long sleeves to bed...
The Sibling Shuffle Jill: The story behind this was great. DORKS. Rebecca: DORKS EVERYWHERE.
Jill: This guy.
Cersei thinkin' 'bout crushing the heads of her rivals like oranges :) Jill: Lena Headey faces are the best faces.
Rebecca: That's because Lena Headey is the best, generally speaking.
Jaime Lannister, everyone. Give him a hand. Jill: Jaime asking if there's a middle finger attachment. Little Miss Murder Rebecca: This line about "nothing." *shudder* ???? Jill: Who is this and what is happening??
Rebecca: I know, logically, that it's not Matt Smith. But it kind of looks like him, and now I can't stop thinking of the Doctor in Westeros. "Everybody lives!... Er, never mind."
MEEEEEREEEEEENNNNN Jill: Oooooooooo.
Rebecca: Can't wait for the soundtrack cue here.
FLUFFY Rebecca: I wanna braid it. Stannis the Mannis, the Besteros in Westeros Rebecca: Jill didn't include any screencaps of Stannis here, and I couldn't let that stand.
Jill: That's Rebecca, always upset about grumpy old Stannis getting the shaft.
Rebecca: No one understands our love.
WHEEEEEE Rebecca: This looks like fun, minus the being on fire bit.
Jill: *insert Wilhelm scream here*
Go away, Ramsay Snow. Rebecca: I mean Ramsay Bolton don'thurtme.
Jill: Oh, you thought that was over? That's so not over.
Brienne's the other one in this scene, BTW. Jill: FEELS.
Rebecca: DON'T LOOK AT ME.
Can't wait for this conversation. Rebecca: I don't know who I like more. Can they join forces and kill everyone else in King's Landing? Sansa and Olenna Tyrell can come too.
Jill: A new era of Westeros! Ladies running the world (not that they don't already do here.).
I want Arya to start a death metal band Rebecca: I just do.
Jill: Would it be called AryAAAAAAAAAAH!?
DRAGONSSSSSS Jill: What's gonna happen to the goat??
Rebecca: He's gonna eat the goat?!... EXCELLENT.
*heavy breathing* Rebecca: *pterodactyl screech*
Jill: This is going to be the best season.
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